Craigslist FAIL

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/1508171883.html

Mr. Failure said: 1990 HONDA CIVIC HASTPACK.2 DOORS ,4CL,5SPEEDS,150K,,NEED 1 CV AXXEL/1BARRING ON FRONT , CAR RUN,,,CLEAN TITLE,INTIRIOR/EXTERIOR FEAR CONDITION.###404 549 8664## SERIOUS BAYERS ONLY

Really?

Bait yew cold git it reel cheep.

6 misspelled words, countless gramattical errors... I bet you could talk him down!

i fear the condition...

Quick count was 14 spelling/grammar errors in that little ditty.

And tards on the net all the time say "quit pickin' on me, it's only the internet, not english class!!!"

Not wanting to realize that the impression they leave is less than positive. Here's real life example. This car may be perfect, but who would know? He's lost a ton of buyers due to his ignorance.

Aren't those Honda Hastpacks fairly rare?

I'll be it's packed with something alright...

Watch out for cars with fear condition, they usually also suffer from separation anxiety.

clist horses ass said: SERIOUS BAYERS ONLY

damn, so if youre not in the immediate sanfran area, youre out? Thats crap, I want can haz a hastpack

EastCoastMojo wrote: Watch out for cars with fear condition, they usually also suffer from separation anxiety.

I guarantee that neither the car nor the owner has had all of his shots.

I refuse to purchase a vehicle from anyones' ad that looks like that. Sure, one or two errors is acceptable, but something on that level, I really question the owners ability to maintain the vehicle to a level I'd consider appropriate. Plus, isn't spellcheck free these days?

4cylndrfury wrote:

clist horses ass said: SERIOUS BAYERS ONLY

damn, so if youre not in the immediate sanfran area, youre out? Thats crap, I want can haz a hastpack

Ohh come on now! Clearly he only wants people with very clear headache cure needs:

I would bet good money the inside of that car smells like a smoking area.

That stuff won't cure that headache of an add.

aircooled wrote:

4cylndrfury wrote:

clist horses ass said: SERIOUS BAYERS ONLY

damn, so if youre not in the immediate sanfran area, youre out? Thats crap, I want can haz a hastpack

Ohh come on now! Clearly he only wants people with very clear headache cure needs:

No, no, no...not aspirin! Bayers!! You know:

But those bayers are hardly serious.

I dunno. One looks like it's gonna put the smackdown on the other!

I've been looking for a hastpack for YEARS! Finally, I find one, but I'm not a serious bayer at all. Dammit!!!

Barely related: The other day a friend went to check out a Volvo from craigslist. He's been looking for a newer 240 wagon with a manual trans and thought he'd found what he'd been looking for; when he got there, it was an auto, even though he specifically asked the seller before going to see it. As it turns out, the seller had no idea what a manual or automatic transmission was.

Bryce

Don't you mean "Bayerly related"?

Autolex wrote: 6 misspelled words, countless gramattical errors... I bet you could talk him down!

Grammatical.

Nashco wrote: I've been looking for a hastpack for YEARS! Finally, I find one, but I'm not a serious bayer at all. Dammit!!! Barely related: The other day a friend went to check out a Volvo from craigslist. He's been looking for a newer 240 wagon with a manual trans and thought he'd found what he'd been looking for; when he got there, it was an auto, even though he specifically asked the seller before going to see it. As it turns out, the seller had no idea what a manual or automatic transmission was. Bryce

Been there, done that. At least I didn't burn 40mi worth of gasoline for the privilege.

Snowdoggie wrote: Aren't those Honda Hastpacks fairly rare?

Yeah, but they don't fail like the VW ones.

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