Chappelle's Oprah 'baby momma' sketch was hilarious! 
Chappelle's Oprah 'baby momma' sketch was hilarious!
Racer1ab wrote: And you wouldn't nail Oprah?
Not unless I'm grossly overpaid for my services!
I am eternally regretful that I clicked on that link (DNF'd at the :60sec mark as well-best race I ever lost. ).
I think those guys have failed to realize that when a woman says she wants a "sensitive" man, she means sensitive to her needs, not someone who's gonna fold his cards at every sling & arrow life has to offer. I'm hoping that the ladies here will correct me if I'm wrong, but crying & whining in front of a woman makes you a non-contender in their minds. You might as well be her sister. Damn, that vid was the "cuddle bitch" national anthem!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cuddle%20bitch
Uh, that's probably NSFW..
Also, found the link to Dave's great sketch about being Oprah's "baby daddy"..
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=11916
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