Seems like an appropriate response
http://www.courant.com/community/bristol/hc-bristol-fatal-stabbing-0119-20110118,0,3311130.story
A 21-year-old city man charged with stabbing four people at a party Saturday night, killing one, told investigators he became enraged because people were criticizing him for passing gas, police said.
AHAHAHA! sorry, that is a great excuse
Never again shall I criticize the wife when she farts!
Odds are he'll be on a restricted diet and getting regular butt-plug fittings for a very long time...
Blitzed306 wrote: AHAHAHA! sorry, that is a great excuse
don't laugh, you might be next!
puts whole new meaning to the words "silent but deadly"
Drewsifer wrote:
Woman don't fart, haven't you heard? 
HiTempguy wrote:Drewsifer wrote:Woman don't fart, haven't you heard?
No, but they do beotch and whine - otherwise they would explode.
actually.. women only fart when they love you..
... and then put the covers over your head. 
...and then stab you for mentioning it.
I can prove women fart, I have gone so far as to pull over and tell the wife to get out of my car after a particularly deadly attack.
bet that went over well .....
mndsm wrote: I can prove women fart, I have gone so far as to pull over and tell the ex-wife to get out of my car after a particularly deadly attack.
Fixed that for you.
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