Driving down the freeway this afternoon I noticed a bright red Lotus Elise coming up on me to pass. I checked it out as it went by and I SWEAR the driver had a live chimp on their lap. As my brain struggled to make sense of what I was seeing it gave me a nod, then it passed and was out of sight. I tried to catch up to look again, but there was too much traffic.

Maybe his trunk monkey found his way to the front seat?

Trunk too small for the Chimp? REALLY ugly road head?

Sorry, sorry..

I hear lots of people spank their monkey on their commutes. At least according to the radio show I listen to in the a.m. (Dave and Chuck the Freak)

One day I'm going to have enough money to do that and this:

It will be glorious.

When I lived in my old apartment, which were anything but luxurious, I just happened to catch a glimpse of a dude leaving his apartment with a juvenile (but still huge) Bengal tiger on a leash. He put the tiger in the passenger side of his red Genesis coupe, got in and drove off like nothing was out of the ordinary.

I really wish I would have thought to get a quick pic because nobody believes me haha

florida

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