Damn...

My Zumba class in Kennebunk was cancelled again. Hope there's not a problem up there...

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57534089-504083/zumba-prostitution-scandal-ex-mayor-among-list-of-men-who-allegedly-paid-fitness-instructor-for-sex/

Well at least she was attractive.

Seems she would have been better off setting up shop in Vegas instead of Maine.

Scrolling through the pictures, I see the "space for lease" sign. She has no chance in court with advertisements that obvious.

N Sperlo wrote: Scrolling through the pictures, I see the "space for lease" sign. She has no chance in court with advertisements that obvious.

Ba dump BUMP!

Wonder if any big Bushes were there.....

no.. I am sure they keep them trimmed and shaved

George Carlin said it best:

selling's legal.

berkeleying's legal.

why isn't selling berkeleying legal?

My wife goes to Zumba classes 3 times a week.

I heard about this on Tuesday. This was how my best friend started the thread on our other forum:

Buddy who's basically the sales engineer for a small specialty supplier/manufacturer said: So, say there was a zumba instructor that moonlighted as a prostitute for about a year. Say she was relatively local to you, less than an hour's drive. Now, let's just make this instructor either A) incredibly stupid, or B)incredibly wierd in that she keeps a log of all her 'customers' including what sexual services she provided along with what she charged. Now, lets say that the police bust her and she confesses everything, in addition to handing over her secret book. The police, being the pricks that they can generally be, now fight to press charges on all of the 'customers' based on said secret book. there's over 150 of them. Now, let's just say that 21 names were released yesterday via press release. What would you do if you knew 4 of the names on there professionally as only what I could term as high ranking employees of a competitor of ours.. I'm highly considering laminating the press release and keeping it in my briefcase. 'Oh yeah, Norm Crepeau. I know him. Loves rimming apparently, according to that Zumba hooker he got arrested with last month!' 'Dave Sanders... Yeah, incredible programmer. Also likes reverse role playing and getting plowed with strap-ons! Now, about that hardware upgrade...' Needless to say, today has been incredibly entertaining at work

mad_machine wrote: no.. I am sure they keep them trimmed and shaved

You would be correct. Her pictures are pretty fantastic...

In reply to novaderrik:

George Carlin is also on my list of smartest people who ever lived. Definitely not as high as Einstein, but he's up there.

You can sell sex as long as you video tape it and also sell the video. Then it's just porno. It would have been a series: Alexis does Kennebunk

Zomby Woof wrote: My wife goes to Zumba classes 3 times a week.

And why aren't you at class with her?

Zomby Woof wrote: My wife goes to Zumba classes 3 times a week.

She seem flush with extra cash lately?

Damn it!!! I knew my wife and I should have moved there!

RossD wrote: You can sell sex as long as you video tape it and also sell the video. Then it's just porno. It would have been a series: Alexis does Kennebunk

well, apparently she did tape it..

RossD wrote: You can sell sex as long as you video tape it and also sell the video. Then it's just porno. It would have been a series: Alexis does Kennebunk

Unless you are Bubba The Love Sponge and Heather Clem (Allegedly of course) filming Hulk Hogan with Heather.

It is too late to re-theme our lemons car for Zumba for the NH lemons race next weekend, but our bribe is offering Phil some "Gift Certificates" to the Zumba class in Kennebunk, which isn't that far from the track.

every time i see the word "Zumba", i think it's "Zubaz".. then i get an image of Sinbad teaching an aerobics class.. all of this makes this story seem somehow wrong...