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Marty!
Marty! HalfDork
4/13/10 2:11 p.m.

Paying no mind to what everybody else thinks about her - she's still got bigger balls then me. I think I would crap myself if I ever got close to 200 mph while sitting three inches off the ground.

oldtin
oldtin Reader
4/13/10 2:36 p.m.
BradLTL wrote:
  • eleventy zillion
autoxrs
autoxrs Reader
4/13/10 4:53 p.m.

A taste of reality...

2009 IRL Season Standings

Franchitti - Dixon - Briscoe - Castroneves - Patrick - the rest of the drivers.

Gander to guess what teams the top 4 drivers were in? Ganassi and Penske. So Patrick was the best of the rest. I guess that just means every one in IRL sucks except for the Ganassi and Penske boys.

Ever watch Dust to glory? Remember that line, any fool knows how to step on the gas and go fast but its knowing when to slow down. Patrick may not have outright speed, and does seem to get into bad luck but she's shown consistency in being top 10. AGR are no longer the top boys in IRL, Ganassi and Penske have taken over and kudos to her for putting on hell of a fight in a second tier car last year.

wbjones
wbjones HalfDork
4/13/10 5:28 p.m.
foxtrapper wrote: I've never found her hot. She's got an ugly personality and it's all over her face. The rest of the package isn't all that amazing or wonderful imo, and certainly not worth the hype. No, she's something I could turn down quite easily.

not so sure about the turning down bit... she's a lot hotter than what I've got now...

ignorant
ignorant SuperDork
4/13/10 6:57 p.m.

she needs to go away..

If she shut up more and concentrated on driving rather than prancing about in a bikini.. I'd like her more. She seems to be media created for male fans.. Almost perfectly made for the WWE of racing.. Ass-car..

lyn st james will be my daugthers role model.. not this clown..

Seriously, she isn't that awesome in a bikini.. This is the internets after all....

oldsaw
oldsaw Dork
4/13/10 7:10 p.m.
ignorant wrote: lyn st james will be my daugthers role model..

Instill your daughter with the fortitude and desire to succeed like Ms St James, you'll have my vote as FOTC (C as in century).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIb5zAofX1k&feature=player_embedded

ahutson03
ahutson03 None
4/13/10 7:15 p.m.

Michele Mouton... nuff said.

06HHR
06HHR New Reader
4/13/10 7:32 p.m.

In reply to ahutson03: + eleventy billion.. Anybody that could handle an ur-Quattro should be nominated for sainthood..

Kia_racer
Kia_racer Reader
4/13/10 7:39 p.m.
ahutson03 wrote: Michele Mouton... nuff said.

I had heard that Audi chose her to prove that the Quattro was so easy to drive that "even women" could win in one. I think it is a little fishy but she was the only woman driving the "Killer B's".

ahutson03
ahutson03 New Reader
4/13/10 7:58 p.m.

She also won Pikes Peak a couple of times, just the thought of driving the peak in a fast road car makes me feel a little uneasy much less in one of those crap your pants Audis.

fornetti14
fornetti14 GRM+ Memberand Reader
4/13/10 8:11 p.m.

Danica, pay no attention to them.

Call me, I'm here for you

friedgreencorrado
friedgreencorrado Dork
4/14/10 12:37 a.m.

Okay...rant mode on. Apologies to everyone beforehand.

I think Danica's made the mistake that many other "celebrities" do. She's paying more attention to the hype than she's done to her job.

Unfortunately, since her job is motorsports, and she's racing in a professional series, that hype brings kilodollars to her team. And as long as her team-mate is fast enough to win some races, she'll be allowed to toodle around in the "other car" as long as her swimsuit pix keep the team's press releases on page one of the sports section of the paper, and the Corporate Overlords at GoDaddy keep signing checks.

I was really impressed with her in the Atlantics, and thought she'd be very competitive when she moved up. I was impressed enough after her performance at Indy in 2005 (first time I'd watched Indy since the CART/IRL split, to be honest) to think she had what it took, and that she'd be a contender in the series.

That's when the hype began...and also when her performance fell off. It seems like she's much more interested in maintaining the "Legend of Danica" these days than she is in winning berkeleying motor races. IMO, she's lost her focus.

Hoo, boy...If I were concave, rather than convex, I'd be seriously pissed off. To me, it seems that Danica once had the talent, and the tools to actually bury the "male vs. female" crap in racing once and for all, but just pissed it away to be "famous". Even though they've never said so publically, I'll bet Lyn St.James and Denise McCluggage have voodoo dolls of Danica on their mantlepiece these days. Or at least have been discussing what the "Close, But No Cigar" trophy should look like..

end rant mode

EDIT: For the sake of full disclosure, I should admit that I think Danica's "hot". I hope my confession will actually support my comments about the situation...

friedgreencorrado
friedgreencorrado Dork
4/14/10 12:54 a.m.

ignorant wrote:

Oh, yeah!

Watkins Glen. IMSA GTO winner, 1985.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
4/14/10 1:01 a.m.

I'm really good at all the "I'd hit it" jokes but for 20 yrs or so I've trying to be fast and been somewhere between a medium to large fish in a small pond.

I guess if you are faster than her its fine to make judgments on her skills but I'll stick to the soft-porn jokes myself... 'cause I'm not sure I could top five an IRL car.

foxtrapper
foxtrapper SuperDork
4/14/10 6:05 a.m.
wbjones wrote: not so sure about the turning down bit... she's a lot hotter than what I've got now...

You just need better hand puppets.

Twin_Cam
Twin_Cam Dork
4/14/10 6:49 a.m.

Good-looking? Quite.

Good driver? Uh...no, not really. Sort of unsure of her line, and, as other have pointed out, no sense for subtlety on the pedals.

DaveEstey
DaveEstey New Reader
4/14/10 7:14 a.m.
friedgreencorrado wrote: Okay...rant mode on. Apologies to everyone beforehand. I think Danica's made the mistake that many other "celebrities" do. She's paying more attention to the hype than she's done to her *job*. Unfortunately, since her job is motorsports, and she's racing in a professional series, that hype brings kilodollars to her team. And as long as her team-mate is fast enough to win some races, she'll be allowed to toodle around in the "other car" as long as her swimsuit pix keep the team's press releases on page one of the sports section of the paper, and the Corporate Overlords at GoDaddy keep signing checks.

As the sports editor of a newspaper I'd like to say that I have never and will never allow Danica on the front page of my section unless she wins a damn race.

She's page two at best and often just a two inch capsule with all the other motorsports news.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
4/14/10 9:22 a.m.
oldtin wrote:
BradLTL wrote:
+ eleventy zillion

+1 more zillions, She is a REAL driver.

Also while she's not quite at Danica's level in the looks department, from what I've seen her personality is infinitely more appealing and more than makes up for it

tuna55
tuna55 HalfDork
4/14/10 10:41 a.m.

There's a real woman driver, right there. I have respect for Danica, and Ashley Force, and a bunch of other great woman drivers (Troxel...) but Muldowney came into a boys only club and took names. You gotta respect that.

“The guys said, maybe this problem will go away. It didn't go away. It got worse. Nobody messes with me.”

Now she's 70 and is trying to get a ride for the 2011 season... seriously.

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
4/14/10 11:58 a.m.

When Cha Cha lived down the street fom me, my friend Tom bought her '64 Impala. Nice car. Then she got hooked up with this Kalitta guy.....

RossD
RossD Dork
4/14/10 12:06 p.m.

After seeing Sabine drive the transit van around the ring, I was smitten.

dean1484
dean1484 GRM+ Memberand Dork
4/14/10 1:40 p.m.

I miss the televised cat fights that were pretending to be IRL events.

friedgreencorrado
friedgreencorrado Dork
4/14/10 5:18 p.m.
GameboyRMH wrote: Also while she's not quite at Danica's level in the looks department, from what I've seen her personality is infinitely more appealing and more than makes up for it

I guess it might depend on my age (47)? I think Sabine's an amazingly good looking woman. I like the real ones better than the fashion models anyway..

And I know what t-shirt I'm buying, as soon as payday comes around.

wbjones
wbjones HalfDork
4/14/10 5:26 p.m.
foxtrapper wrote:
wbjones wrote: not so sure about the turning down bit... she's a lot hotter than what I've got now...
You just need better hand puppets.

something like that might just do the trick...( no pun ... well maybe...)

4eyes
4eyes Reader
4/14/10 6:02 p.m.
06HHR wrote: In reply to ahutson03: + eleventy billion.. Anybody that could handle an ur-Quattro should be nominated for sainthood..

Cubed!

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