The plaintiff said he has trouble following the plot without closed captioning.
I won't bother linking the actual story. But that deserves its own meme I think.
The plaintiff said he has trouble following the plot without closed captioning.
I won't bother linking the actual story. But that deserves its own meme I think.
Good god, I expected this to be an Onion article.
A sample of porn closed caption...
O, ooooooo, ooooooo, oooo, ooooooooooo, ooo, ooooooo....
bearmtnmartin said:The plaintiff said he has trouble following the plot without closed captioning.
I won't bother linking the actual story. But that deserves its own meme I think.
Wait, there's a plot?
John Welsh said:A sample of porn closed caption...
O, ooooooo, ooooooo, oooo, ooooooooooo, ooo, ooooooo....
*slapping sounds*
bluej said:John Welsh said:A sample of porn closed caption...
O, ooooooo, ooooooo, oooo, ooooooooooo, ooo, ooooooo....
*slapping sounds*
*slapping sounds intensify*
I call bogus! The videos with foreign models all have English closed captioning.
Lol I just told this to my deaf Fil and he agreed!!
[ASL]
dammit, i'm lost again!
[/ASL]
Ethnic Food-Wrap Aficionado said:bluej said:John Welsh said:A sample of porn closed caption...
O, ooooooo, ooooooo, oooo, ooooooooooo, ooo, ooooooo....
*slapping sounds*
*slapping sounds intensify*
*boot stuck in mud sounds *
As a deaf person, I'm embarressed. If your watching porn for the sounds, your doing it wrong. He should know better.
Wally said:Ethnic Food-Wrap Aficionado said:bluej said:John Welsh said:A sample of porn closed caption...
O, ooooooo, ooooooo, oooo, ooooooooooo, ooo, ooooooo....
*slapping sounds*
*slapping sounds intensify*
*boot stuck in mud sounds *
This made me feel better. Thank you!!!!
I needed this today. And im pretty sure its better without sound....
The best part of this story, if one were to Google it, is mainstream news sites naming the titles of specific videos he wanted to watch.
I'll volunteer to transcribe if needed.
Would he settle for the sign language interpreter in the corner of the screen?
I mean, it is pretty important to know if the handyman is "here to service you" or if it's a plumber "here to lay some pipe."
Wally said:Would he settle for the sign language interpreter in the corner of the screen?
I know how to sign "platypus" and "tasty cookie", so I think I've got that covered if you want to pass my name along with the suggestion. I can probably improvise anything else.
Now we need a blind person to sue for lack of described video.
OK, I just checked, and apparently the sign I thought was platypus is actually "sea turtle". probably close enough for pornhub:
https://www.handspeak.com/word/search/index.php?id=6379
bluej said:OK, I just checked, and apparently the sign I thought was platypus is actually "sea turtle". probably close enough for pornhub:
No no nonoonononono!
I've been platypused before and it was an experience I wouldn't mind trying again, but I read about sea turtles on Urban Dictionary and it sounds frankly disgusting, and probably illegal in most states.
But hey, whatever starches your shorts, man.
Will said:The best part of this story, if one were to Google it, is mainstream news sites naming the titles of specific videos he wanted to watch.
Yaroslav Suris, a New York resident, tried to watch videos on Pornhub entitled “Hot Step Aunt Babysits Disobedient Nephew,” “Sexy Cop Gets Witness To Talk” and others in October 2019 and January 2020
Some of the titles Suris says he watched but was completely lost on dialogue -- "Hot Step Aunt Babysits Disobedient Nephew," "Sexy Cop Gets Witness to Talk" and "Daddy 4K -- Allison comes to Talk About Money to Her Boys' Naughty Father."
Perhaps most importantly:
"While we do not generally comment on active lawsuits, we’d like to take this opportunity to point out that we do have a closed captions category "
How do you close caption the cheesy music?
spitfirebill said:How do you close caption the cheesy music?
Brown. Chicken. Brown. Cow.
If the plot in porn is correct, being a pizza boy is the best job ever.
Wally said:Ethnic Food-Wrap Aficionado said:bluej said:John Welsh said:A sample of porn closed caption...
O, ooooooo, ooooooo, oooo, ooooooooooo, ooo, ooooooo....
*slapping sounds*
*slapping sounds intensify*
*boot stuck in mud sounds *
Wally wins the internet!
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