Dear "that'll buff out" or any sexual innuendo jokes about cars authors':

stop. please. it was funny the first time i read them. the next several hundred times were not funny.

thank you

btw, i expect as much from vw vortex. here, not so much. i thought people here were more creative.

we have our moments.. just make sure you are not looking at our bad word filter

Yeah, lets all knock it off. That stuff is as played out as Big Lebowski quotes.

or big lebowski avatars......it's the internet dude relax

If you think the only application of "buffing out" is a sexual innuendo, you may be a bit too pre-occupied with something not related to cars.

Caddyshack? Animal House?

"It will buff out" still makes me laugh.

Someone picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue

what about Death Proof?

Someone picked the wrong week to quit drinking

I'm with thedude on this...the buffing out comment was funny the first time I heard it, a million times ago. The innuendo jokes never were.

stuart in mn wrote: The innuendo jokes never were.

Inyourendo.

Josh wrote:

stuart in mn wrote: The innuendo jokes never were.

Inyourendo.

We are actually quite tame here. I say continue as before.

Oh yeah: PIITB!

I'll never get over Macho Grande.

thedude wrote: btw, i expect as much from vw vortex. here, not so much. i thought people here were more creative.

Obviously you thought wrong. We like our meme's tried and true here. Creativity is overrated.

I can't help it, I have a drinking problem....

Miata.

And it's not an innuendo. It's a statement of irony. You can buff out a small scuff on paint, but not a deformation caused by your car striking a tree at a high rate of speed.

Fellow members, what can you make of this?

I can make a bird... a hat... a pterodactyl....

Get the hell out of Malibu Lebowsky!!!

stuart in mn wrote: I'm with thedude on this...the buffing out comment was funny the first time I heard it, a million times ago. The innuendo jokes never were.

That's what she said.

PS it's a requirement for someone, anyone, to post "that'll buff right out" as soon as possible after a pic of a crashed car is posted. I thought it was in poor taste at first but I can appreciate the simple humor behind it.

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

Perhaps a name change is appropriate. You see, The Dude Abides. He complains not about quaint language anomalies; only about stolen cars, urine-soaked rugs, missing CCR tapes, and spilled beverage.

Sometime.. there's a man.