Dear "that'll buff out" or any sexual innuendo jokes about cars authors':

thedude wrote: Please Refrain: "I need new underpants now."

seriously.. I need new underpants now... They're old and have holes in them. The zipper is starting to chafe my hootus.

Your owl? It's chafing your owl?

What is it about human nature that make people want to control other peoples actions and words.

Your request is unreasonable and unrealistic. Most of these guys have been on this board for a lot of years. What you are trying to do is like walking into another man's group of friends and telling them how they should act and speak to each other. It ain't going to happen. Get over it. Glean the knowledge they have and just ignore the parts that bother you.

ignorant wrote:

thedude wrote: Please Refrain: "I need new underpants now."

seriously.. I need new underpants now... They're old and have holes in them. The zipper is starting to chafe my hootus.

that wouldn't happen if you'd applied a thick coat of Rhinoliner

thedude wrote: don't get me wrong: i'm all for innuendo jokes. also, "that'll buff out" isn't an innuendo joke, it is a wholly separate entity. the "innuendo" jokes, which they really aren't in this case, are things like saying "oh man I need a change of pants after seeing that HOT car" can everyone just avoid implying you just ejaculated all over your keyboard or something due to an image of a car. Great: "Nice looking car." Ok: "Thats a hot car." Uhh: "Oh man, that car is so damn hot I have a boner now." Please Refrain: "I need new underpants now."

hmmm.. I seem to recall a hundred thousand times people saying they needed a new keyboard, almost always referring 12oz of hot coffee exiting their nostril at light speed. I can say for certain I have never needed to submit my keyboard for DNA testing from anything I have seen on this board. I HAVE needed to change my diaper while looking at some of the Challenge builds but most of the time is because after seeing the picture I first say something, then I do it.

How'd you get holes in your underpants? Did you megasquirt them?

Wally wrote:

ignorant wrote:

thedude wrote: Please Refrain: "I need new underpants now."

seriously.. I need new underpants now... They're old and have holes in them. The zipper is starting to chafe my hootus.

that wouldn't happen if you'd applied a thick coat of Rhinoliner

Tried it. all it did was make the little man fro look nappy.

haha that's funny like the time I saw you naked.

wait what?

Toyman01 wrote: What is it about human nature that make people want to control other peoples actions and words. Your request is unreasonable and unrealistic. Most of these guys have been on this board for a lot of years. What you are trying to do is like walking into another man's group of friends and telling them how they should act and speak to each other. It ain't going to happen. Get over it. Glean the knowledge they have and just ignore the parts that bother you.

That makes him kinda like the annoying girlfriend your friend brings around...Who tries to change everyone.

Joey

Otto_Maddox wrote: For example - Guy one: I prefer Valvoline to Castrol for my daily driver.

Think with your dipstick Jimmy

joey48442 wrote: That makes him kinda like the annoying girlfriend your friend brings around...Who tries to change everyone. Joey

PHIITB!!

As of now I am officially ignoring this thread.

Consider it ignored. I'm very good at the ignorance thing. Very good.

Put Her Idiocy In The Butt?

There is an extra I as well.

Please Hit It In The ...

I always strive to be a gentleman.

Hey look!

FREE CORNHOLE!

http://www.502streetscene.net/forum/showthread.php?t=155333

93celicaGT2 wrote: Hey look! FREE CORNHOLE! http://www.502streetscene.net/forum/showthread.php?t=155333

What exactly is a "shotgun of sorts". I'll trade some copper tubing and M80s... just add sand?

after spending all afternoon primering my saab (and it will need some buffing out) I needed this thread

No more "that'll buff right out"???

What about saying Mad Tyte, dorifto, VeeeeTekkkkk in reference to badly done Asian cars?

Can we still say "NNAWWWWWSSSSSS!" for bad Vin Diesel subreferences?

What about Monty Python references?? Allowed or not allowed??

I wish someone would publish a sheet on what is and isn't allowed.....or give us all decoder rings, or something......

What's the vector, Victor??

That's it everyone out of the pool.

John Brown wrote: That's it everyone out of the pool.

Thank you, I couldn't find one that websense would let me link to.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: Yeah, lets all knock it off. That stuff is as played out as Big Lebowski quotes.

I was thinking the same thing.

I didn't know there was another name for cornhole (the game).