revealing why a 1967 assassination attempt on Kim Il-sung went awry. His NSU Ro-80 limo blew its engine under his driver's heavy foot, stopping the parade and causing the exploding manhole cover to
revealing why a 1967 assassination attempt on Kim Il-sung went awry. His NSU Ro-80 limo blew its engine under his driver's heavy foot, stopping the parade and causing the exploding manhole cover to
...fly in to the air. It landed on Bill Clinton's father's head which explains why Bill has such a problem with...
...the definition of the word "is". Nevertheless, Kim Il-sung's driver never found work as a wheelman after the manhole cover incident and was forced to get a job at a local autoparts retailer rebuilding....
cylinder heads in the machine shop. What throws a wrench into the 300 E30 325is parked in a lot in Pyongyang is that (a) they were mistakenly ordered in Japanese specification, i.e., right hand drive, (b) they have to be removed by the new owner by April 15th and (c) the closest translation of the lower case "is" on the rear of the cars into Korean pictographs is the word "me ota" which means...
the former driver made shoddy re manufactured heads for the Neon that was disused earlier, and he doesn't know that Bill knows that Hillary knows the answer, which is..
...always Miata!!! Having found this wisdom, Billm Mayes ran out and immediately...
stabed himself in the eye five times by accident much to MOJO's delight. This only caused her to...
....feed massive amounts of Viagra to the Feral Armadillos in her backyard, driving them to......
do unspeakable things with their armored...
Miatas. Cones were flying, there was carnage everywhere. Sham-wows were not going to be much help cleaning up this mess. Just then...
All the armadillos ...ahem... POKED out Billys other eye. Now blind, he stumbled into the local scrapbooking supply store thinking it was a first aid clinic, and knocked over a very delicate scrapbook project Chuck Norris had been working on all morning. All the other customers in the store thought for sure a bloodbath would ensue, but much to their surprise, Chucks only reaction was...
pick up his scarp book and walk outside. Chuck tried to remain calm but his temper got the better of him and he roundhouse kicked Billy May's minivan turning it into...
what resembled a home-made car hauler, giving Chuck the idea to...
buy a used TransVan and paint it up to resemble an armadillo, which caused some problems with the local...
....stray dog population who chased the Trans Van everywhere it went, forcing Chuck to.....
round house the 'dillos...
which naturaly landed in the middle of the road, resulting in drivers swerving off of the road, only to...
...accidentally enter a stage rally course durring the inaugural "Save Guidos Wig fund" charity stage rally and fish fry. One motorist was mistaken for one of the Suddards, but no one could tell which one because of all the 'dillo guts on the windshield. One of the fans along the route exclaimed...
"Hey! I wonder if you could use a Sham-Wow to wipe off the 'dillo guts off that car!" then promptly snapped an action photo of...
the demonic Sham-Wow guy exclaiming something about how he likes his nuts chopped, which prompted Tony Little, of the Gazelle cross trainer fame, to...
...ask Chuck Norris if he had ever tried roundhouse kicking with cross trainers instead of boots, because everyone knows...
...that boots collect too much armadillo dung, and the smell causes....
... Margie to exclaim, 'Wipe yer boots before crossing the patio, you halfassed cowboy martial arts wannabe or you'll become part of it!' Chuck Norris realizes he's met his match and...
roundhouse kicked his own ask because everyone knows the only person who can beat Chuck is Chuck. His ability to kick his own ask saved Margie the trouble of having...
to acheive world wide fame by actually out-kicking Chuck, which would have upset the whole...
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