space-time continuum resulting in...
space-time continuum resulting in...
even MORE tsunamis on the other side of the globe, which really ticked off the Chinese, who then decided to call in all their loans, and send the bill to ...
Lee Marvin, overlord of all that is bad ass, yes even Chuck bows to his gruffness. But Marvin has no time to deal with Chinese commie crap...
so he writes an appropriately gruff retort on the bill and sends it back to the Chinese loan sharks, who are holding our country by the short hairs. Seeing that, they decide to forgive the loan, on the condition that...
Mr T pities the fools who are regularly...
.....shave the heads of feral Armadillos, making them look like.....
...that guy who hosts Pinks. Now that the Dillos have a new secret disguise, they can finally...
force Kirk, Spock, and the Enterprise crew to join with V-ger, but their plan is thwarted by...
Billy Mays, who stumbling around blinded by EastCoastMojo, trips over...
the edge of the patio, falling face first into the fresh cement where no one rushes to his rescue. Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
...the armadillos are busily preparing a nasty surprise for JG which involves peanut butter, Brillo pads and 9V batteries. During the course of those preparations, Paris Hilton bursts in and...
...catches on fire because she...
gets stabbed in the eye repeatedly with a lit torchere that EastCoastMojo just happened to have at the ready just in case someone as annoying as Paris Hilton stopped by. The armadillos took advantage of this by...
... defiling Ms. Hilton in order to resurect John Wayne. The Duke see's the power weilded by Lee Marvin and begins anew the bar fight sceen from Donavin's Reef...
...which we all know was started when Dennis leary bought a 1986 cadillac eldorado, Hot pink, with all leather cow interior, and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights...yeah! someone punched him in the face for being an A$$h0L3. Luckily for Dennis, when he left home that morning, he remembered to bring along his trusty...
...'joedapro approved' troll doll...
... which promptly killed the thread.
Or did it?
Threadkiller.
'joedapro approved' troll doll...which is useful for pointing out any unsavory characters before they become...savory...and otherwise
...remarkably masengil-ish. The troll smelled a bit like a summers eve, but the nauseating vinegar formula only further enraged the Dillos, who stole the 86 el dorado from the parking lot of the bar, picked up MR T and Chuck Norris from the scrapbooking store, ran a lap in Guidos Rally benefit and fish fry, and just before the el dorado ran out of gas, they made it to...
...to the start of the next Bullrun. Mt T and Chuck Norris liked Bill Goldberg so much they...
took him to Denny's (specifically the one on Rt 30 in York PA) where they all ordered OctoSlams and
...Goldberg was so thankful, he did his "im a little teapot..." song and dance. MR T thought it was delightfully cheery and Chuck enjoyed it so much he...
roundkicked his sausage (not normally offered with the Octo-slam, but we're talking about Chuck, and nobody withholds meat from him) onto the front window, leaving it quite greasy. The resulting mess concerned the staff, so Billy Mays cleaned it up using a Snuggie, a Shamwow, and a ...
Mighty Putty. So enthralled with May's product, Chuck and Mr. T construct an entire car from the fix anything paste for exactly $2009. Together, they completely dominate the challenge. While this would upset most of the competitors, it actually saves the day by thwarting the plan of...
... the Clown to totally dominate the world. Guido got SO angry at the upsetting of his world domination applecart that he...
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