..'s Grand Slam. If you squeeze the grease out of it you can change the oil in...
..'s Grand Slam. If you squeeze the grease out of it you can change the oil in...
...a lawnmower powered mosquito zapper. There is an age old legend in these parts that just such a zapper was once involved in a disturbingly gruesome...
event featuring Billy Mays, rabid armadillos, political threads, and a blue Miata. Then Margie.....
started another patio project....leaving multiple GRM members wondering why...
she removed that hairy wart from her....
husbands navel. The thought Tim's hairy navel wart killed this thread because...
it grew a mind of its own and attacked nickle_dime with a dull, slightly rusty . . .
...Chuck norris Belt buckle, removed from a Mr. T accessory starter kit that the armadillos stole from...
The David S. Wallens Museum of Cool E36 M3 My Mommy Bought Me When I Was Seven.
Frankenstein never scared...
...children. Instead, he preferred to . . .
...serve as a role model for Challenge car builders. Then plance1 suddenly vanished somewhere in the area of Margie's new patio. This caused the Challenge participants to all cower in fear as...
...a new hero was born. He stepped forward to the front of the crowd and proclaimed that...
concrete overshoes really weren't that uncomfortable, considering the weight and unremoveable nature of them. However, they did....
...tend to taste quite badly, as he later discovered while . . .
...stuffing his foot repeatedly in his mouth as he wondered why Per was unloading bags of lime. He also wondered out loud what the retail value of the used lime bags would be if they were used to....
..line the seat of a Challenge car. Though no one with a brain would use them because...
everyone knows that lime tends to chap one's butt. Still, the empty lime bags could be used to carry away the...
dead armadillos from Per's back yard. However, Billy Mays protested loudly, saying....
PIITB!
while demonstrating that "It has the strength to..."
...blow Yugo rods into the next dimension, causing....
a massive shift in the value of things. Instantly Lemons cars were worth more than F1 cars. This made all the Challenge people...
...cry in their beer because this immediately jacked the price of junky donor cars outta sight. Then wheels777 leaped up and shouted 'Eureka!' at the top of his lungs (at least he kept his clothes on unlike Archimedes) and said...
the law of buoyancy is all wrong when it comes to tire pressures. It's not the weight of the concrete they displace rather it's their ability to...
....excite feral armadillos who will then stampede....
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