wondering why/how this thread is still going on. Suddenly Mr. Rodgers burst in and exclaimed...
wondering why/how this thread is still going on. Suddenly Mr. Rodgers burst in and exclaimed...
excuse son, will you hold this for me? The little boy started to cry when he saw the old, dead looking...
armadillo skewered on the E30's antenna (only one functioning) while the Sham Wow guy beat it... http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html
like Jako told him to. This caused Weird Al to burst in with Dr. Demento by his side. Ray Stevens was not in the group because he was working on his challenge car powered by 100 half crazed Mississippi Squirls. The flaw with the plan is that the squirl engine could only fit in to a...
Peterbuilt. Instead, he decided to use it as the tow rig for the new improved challenge car powered by...
fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads. The scent of said fish heads attracted the attention of a nearby...
group of cats. Soon fallowed their owner the Crazy Cat Lady who turned out to be...
billy mayes...disguised in his limited edition "members Only" snuggie. The sight of this new must have fashion accessory only further proved the point that...
a bathrobe put on backwards only serves to ....
prove to anyone who participates in future Challenges must have their Snuggie rated SFI-5 due to a fortunately and narrowly averted disaster last year when...
the a member local snuggie cult got too close to the ritual fire. the fortunate part is that it was put out by...
the zamboni when it...
backed into the sucker Vette. Per called foul based on...
the bed of Uncle Jessie's truck while the Duke boys...
offered me a taste of their moonshine to celebrate my entry into Dorkdom. As an entry level Dork I'll have to pay my penance by...
eating crow because my 1000th post didn't carry me through the rusted gate into dorkville. The masterdorks will now have to...
be awarded half post credit should any of their posts be interrupted by rain before they were halfway finished (i.e., Malaysian GP).
Speaking of halfway finished, Margie started a new brick bar-b-que project that was interrupted when Chuck norris roundhouse kicked a hole in the door and jumped through exclaiming...
" I pity the poor fool who lets this thread die! Hey, nice patio, Your Margeness, but..."
I need some pepper-jack chease for this....
..sayeth the J-Man who LOVES pepper jack cheese. 
Chuck Norris tried to hog all the pepper jack for himself and the J Man immediately...
...turned the heat up to "Az in august", which melted all the cheese. J Man exclaimed "If I cant have the cheese, No one gets it
". Chuck at the sight of the PepperJack Massacre, formulated a plan to...
...Stab Billy Mays in the eyes for starting a new reality show called Pitchman coming soon on some cable channel. But ECM found out about it first and decided to...
...resurrect old Andy Little infomercial tapes in an attempt to...
throw Mojo into a complete hissy fit. In a blinding rage she...
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