'Big 'uns' turned out to be toilet paper which promptly caught fire and
'Big 'uns' turned out to be toilet paper which promptly caught fire and
Bob Costas sucked all the air from the flames but this in turn caused......
Vince to remind all in attendance that we can't do this all day...
because the farting contest starts at noon. Just then
someone yelled trampoline fight! In the ensuing riot Peg broke a heel and had to....
three girls with bald heads and braided armpits walked up and said...
we are looking for our sister Sinead, she is due at.......
the 'Honor the Pope' party at noon and...
Hillary's coming, dressed in pleather and bringing...
Bill, who just got out of...
macaroni and cheese. Bill is said to be bringing a potato casserole but it wasn't his first choice. Just then a shot rang out
" Sorry I had mexican for lunch" bill said.
...."and..I....feel....your....pain." Then, Bill saw...
...that he was out of cigars, and had to go to the store, where he found...
a rubber bumper MGB with a cosworth engine in it..
He was able to talk the owner out of it, and took it home with him. This, of course, didn't sit well with the Dragon Queen, so to placate her, he had to buy her a...
Volvo station wagon because everyone knows they're...
one of the chosen vehicles for the 'alternative lifestyle' meaning the first thing she did with it was...
drive to a barber and get a brush cut and buy some wrangler denim. Which...
caught the attention of a local dairy farmer, who thought she looked familiar from...
her grazing days. Now however, she trims it with
...the closest thing at hand, which caused her to exclaim, "All I can say is Sham...WOW!"
Bill, on the other hand...
walked into a bar...
where chuck norris an Mr. T...
were five bottles of scotch into an epic drinking game,
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