This suprised the marketing department, since the anthrax sandwiches were selling as fast as they could make them. Meanwhile,...
This suprised the marketing department, since the anthrax sandwiches were selling as fast as they could make them. Meanwhile,...
after consuming several Angry Whoppers, Hillary was overcome with a bizarre (and frankly, disturbing) desire to...
...have a cigar.
But lo a pox has settled on her Challenge car and....
...besides having to fix that, her blue pantsuit had an unusual stain on it, so on the way to the dry cleaners,...
...she saw Chuck Norris and Mr T pitying a fool who was...
.. obviously a fool since he truly thought that brake hoses should not count toward the Challenge budget. This angered Per mightily, and he...
...busted some knuckles on...
a box of
sham wows...
which Per was using to clean up rad fluid out of the Neon whose head grenaded when he wasnt paying attention and...
...everybody know that's what happens to Neon heads when you first crank them up. Nevertheless...
it now has a new.....
trunkfull of...
scrap aluminum and steel. Which went to the recyclers and was turned into...
..a new set of dubs for the minissan which Guido swore..
...would work on one of those little clown cars, so he cobbled together...
one just to see how many politicians will scramble out when you...
...Use high rolling resistance tires. The politicians swore that the tires would...
..cut your gas mileage so the oil companies could make obscene profits again, meaning they could hire Billy Mays, Mr.T and Chuck Norris to...
persuade Hillary to change her...
....big ten inch record of the...
Mighty Quinn, sung by...
Richard Hell and the Voidoids with an Elvis impersonator as lead singer while Nancy Pelosi...
danced that crazy jig of hers while offering everyone she saw a billion or two because as you know...
she belongs to the Blank Generation, and she can ...
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