turn your brain to mush, make you drink lots of beer, and find Alex Baldwins new commercial a documentary for...
turn your brain to mush, make you drink lots of beer, and find Alex Baldwins new commercial a documentary for...
Hair Club for Men. While Hillary is not only a member, she's...
got hair on her tongue. On a different topic, Molly Ringwold...
... is not really pretty in pink. Her lips were organ donors for...
.....ten thousand maniacs, back from their concert tour of the entire continent of....
New Jersey. The high light of which was....
Natalie Merchant's smugness, which...
Tim Baxter wrote: Natalie Merchant's smugness, which...
Denny found quite offensive. For all this time, Denny refused to speak up publicly but suddenly,
the clown spoke up and declared...
"You ain't from around here are ya now?" Then,
the clown spoke up again and said "WTF are you people...
smoking? Whatever it is, I'd like...
...you to know that it is unlawful to have that in a bong that small. Regulations plainly state that 12 person bongs are the smallest allowed in the cow milking building. Meanwhile in another dimension on a planet far far away, Alec Baldwins younger and slimier brother...
...burped, rolled over and pulled the covers over his head, while resisting the urge to throw-up waiting for the Clown to put his clothes back on. Idly, he wondered if....
... their transgression would make it to the Internet for all to become ill over. 
Then Billy Mays burst in with a five gallon bucket of Nair and shouted...
I'll show that Sham-Wow peddling guy how to!...
..but just then EastCoastMojo rushed in and stabbed him repeatedly in the eye, right as...
the twelvth cement mixer of the day backed up to La Casa Suddard, just missed entombing Tommy's E30. Wiping off the last vestige of concrete, he..
decided that half a load of concrete in the right place mite give that E30 that low and mean look he was looking for. Changing the flux capacitor to the new mellifluous version would get the power back to where it was before...
...Billy Mays bled all over it and tried to clean it up with a shamwow made from Hillary's tongue hair which Mr. T and Chuck Norris roundhoused off after covering her tongue with all that nair Billy brought over in the first place (whew). Little did Tommy know, that concrete was actually made out of...
......dead goat toungues maranated in....
108 octane racing fuel, which when combined with...
Ginger-ale cause a fantastic...
explosion resulting in...
massive jet of energy out of the tail pipe that propelled the E30 to the fastest land speed ever recorded in...
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