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Jensenman
Jensenman SuperDork
2/16/09 1:52 p.m.

Suddard household history. This made Tim insanely jealous, so he rushed to the Berzerkeley and...

Grtechguy
Grtechguy SuperDork
2/16/09 1:55 p.m.

fired it up

Tommy Suddard
Tommy Suddard GRM+ Memberand SonDork
2/16/09 3:35 p.m.

... because ashes are easier to store than an entire car. Then, Tim took his M3 to

Toyman01
Toyman01 GRM+ Memberand New Reader
2/16/09 4:09 p.m.

The Ring and set the record, in reverse with a....

Snowdoggie
Snowdoggie Reader
2/16/09 4:24 p.m.

....trunkload of rabid armadillos howling at the.....

Jensenman
Jensenman SuperDork
2/16/09 4:34 p.m.

...camera on JG's head which took revealing pictures of...

Luke
Luke Dork
2/16/09 4:37 p.m.

their once-secret, underground, excessive, armadillo party-lifestyle. As well as uncovering their plot to...

Tommy Suddard
Tommy Suddard GRM+ Memberand SonDork
2/16/09 5:29 p.m.

force clean coal on the people and take down...

Toyman01
Toyman01 GRM+ Memberand New Reader
2/16/09 5:44 p.m.

Big Oil and make them Little Oil so everyone can...

Grtechguy
Grtechguy SuperDork
2/16/09 5:47 p.m.

Ride electric superbikes in the

NYG95GA
NYG95GA Dork
2/16/09 6:27 p.m.

Sprockets Challenge, an event meant to promote...

914Driver
914Driver Dork
2/17/09 6:12 a.m.

.. the safety of homeless kitty cats. You know how hard they are to get rid of once....

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury Reader
2/17/09 8:25 a.m.

they get firmly attached to...

nickel_dime
nickel_dime HalfDork
2/17/09 9:49 a.m.

boobs and beer. Then the only way to get rid of them is to...

Snowdoggie
Snowdoggie Reader
2/17/09 10:04 a.m.

....throw bacon on them and let in a pack of starved miniature poodles.....

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury Reader
2/17/09 10:12 a.m.

whose groomers are actually brittish trained pigmy ninjas. Their secret weapons are hairspray bottles filled with...

nickel_dime
nickel_dime HalfDork
2/17/09 10:30 a.m.

Chuck Norris's sweat that will...

maroon92
maroon92 SuperDork
2/17/09 11:26 a.m.

roundhouse kick your hair into position.

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury Reader
2/17/09 11:33 a.m.

the weird thng was how the pigmy ninjas collected Chucks sweat in the first place. As we all know, the only thing that makes Mr. Norris perspire is...

Type Q
Type Q HalfDork
2/17/09 11:45 a.m.

...a request from Margie to help build a patio. That and...

John Brown
John Brown GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
2/17/09 11:59 a.m.

being threatened with 8 1/2 months inside Octomoms...

Toyman01
Toyman01 GRM+ Memberand New Reader
2/17/09 7:00 p.m.

After those threats Chuck, sweating profusely, lost his temper and roundhouse kicked...

neon4891
neon4891 SuperDork
2/17/09 8:11 p.m.

the Stig, or atleast he tried to. But some say...

Grtechguy
Grtechguy SuperDork
2/17/09 8:16 p.m.

he was distracted by a little kitty...

Jensenman
Jensenman SuperDork
2/18/09 8:11 a.m.

... or was it a little Bob Costas?...

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