regardless, the disttraction caused Chucks roundhouse kick to miss the stig and hit an innocent...
regardless, the disttraction caused Chucks roundhouse kick to miss the stig and hit an innocent...
clown, whose response was to take one of his comically large shoes and stick it...
... up Chuck Norris' nose. Mr T and Alec Baldwin's younger/slimier brother saw this and ...
had his girlfriend take Chuck out.
Now the Texas Rangers are...
.....pulling over ratty Miatas on Preston Road and arresting their drivers for.....
the resulting disruption of the time/space balance resulted in the creation of a tsunami in the opposite hemispere, global warming, and ...
popularity of Paris Hilton.
Speaking of beavers....
The mullet sported by Billy Ray Cyrus throughout the 90s was often confused for a beaver attempting to mate with his brain. This had 2/3 of the population south of the mason-dixon line completely dunbfounded.The ensuing chaos...
........dropped the Dow Jones average 500 points in one day while Wall Streeters jumped out of......
the frying pan and in to...
the pool of used motor oil, left by John Brown during....
...his fourteenth or fifteenth failed attempt to build a Challenge car. JB was so enraged by this latest setback that he...
Pooped in a truckstop restroom full of...
ANGRY ARMADILLOS !!
Run for your life! They've got...
...BACON FEVER!!!!...a rare but serious complication resulting from decades of gov't testing on the highly unstable....
level of nitrates in canned tactical bacon, which is not too suprising, since...
you think about it... you would need some nitrates if someone were tactically canning your bacon.
Back at the hotel, Hillary and Guido...
were exchanging make-up tips when suddenly...
...the time/space continuum was unbound, resulting in....
...turbo BOVs opening simultaneously around the globe. The sudden relase of all that pressurized air created a ...
...lipstick smear. Guido hates that. Hillary's battery powered armadillo however....
Caught the blunt of her lip junk when he spotted out of the corner of her thigh...
high stockings which made him gag and puke up....
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