a sham-wow shaped fur ball. Hilliary promptly...
a sham-wow shaped fur ball. Hilliary promptly...
brought Billy Mays back into the picture. Mays promptly started doing an infomercial for...
how oxi clean removes blood stains from cultist snuggies.
Little did Hill know, Mays used her stockpile of black market snuggie knockoffs for his infomercial, which had a majority of the securities and exchange commision in the audience. When they saw this, they severely hindered her plan to...
fire up the coke for guns program out of Mena, which made Dr Hess....
compare LQ's live presence to the media promo photos and rethink "The Portrait of Dorian Gray".
Hmmmm, interesting but...
... Dorian's portrait appears to have come off as the better of the two. 
Upon hearing this, the LQ bared her vampire fangs and quickly buried them in...
...the right rear tire of a Mini. Some tire biters just can't be broken.
Upon witnessing this heanous/erotic (to some) act, Ckosacranoid decided to resurrect his little playmate in the cellar.
She only comes out...
...for a plate of sliders 'n fries, just then Billy Mays ran down into the cellar with his new burger grille and proclaimed, "...
If you call in the next 15 minutes, we will add...
but he was unable to finish because EastCoastMojo came out of nowhere and stabbed him repeatedly in the eye. So remember...
...to never feed tofu to feral Armadillos because........
the resulting flatulence truly angers East Coast Mojo. This will make her not only repeatedly stab Billy Mays in the eye but also...
scream "Die motherberkeleyer!" although she realizes that her efforts are futile as Billy Mays will never die. This however, does not prevent
......the flatulence of feral Armadillos from adding to the global warming problem that really pisses off Al Gore who then gets in his Prius and....
...is immediately attacked by Billy Mays and the LQ, both of whom were hiding in the battery compartment and are now shown to be vampires. Al Gore becomes a vampire as well, meaning his already gigantic carbon footprint will...
actually get smaller because you know vampires can only come out at night. East Coast Mojo then traded her knife in for a S&W loaded with silver bullets and collected Al's carbon credits. Then...
...despite being told it's "not sold in stores", went out shopping for a snuggie and a sham-wow, only to find...
the existing inventory was bought up by Marge and offered exclusively through the GRM Store. Hillary, having invested heavily in this venture sent an anti-bootleg warning to the North Koreans through a cryptic statement , noting " the answer is always Miata", allowing Per to...
acuire armadilo armor to fit to a miata, and a saab. But he didnt bother with the ACR because the engine...
grenaded itself on the dock at Pyongyang. Kim Jong-il remarked to Hillary "That all you got?" while revealing that his father had bought 300 brand new Cinnabar E30 325is 2drs for government functionaries back in the '80s. They had sat idle all these years because no one in NK knew how to drive stick. "Your friend Tommy may have all of them as soon as you tell me what the definition of 'is' is." This became a Challenge because...
as we all know, all Challenges must be completed under $200X dollars, which means Kim Jong-il's definition of "is"....
...includes unexpected references to....
...why you can't put a square hole in a round peg but you can...
...make a triangle shaped hole by pegging a Wankel. This amazing realization changed the course of history by...
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