Do you ever google image search your name?

poopshovel wrote:

If either of the last two are really you... I am sorry I dismissed your proposal off-hand like that and would like to join the posse.

Top of the list:

Not me.

Using my full name brings up this.

Also not me.

No pictures of me at all. I'm good with that.

Screen name brings up this:

Which is mine.

Google Image Searching my name brings up a bunch of images related to magazine articles I've written.

Mine mostly brings up pictures of my cars or various mugshots of miscreants. Other than two 1996-97 pics right at the top, my company profile pic on page 2 and my GRM profile pic on page 6, nothing of my face. Apparently I spend more time behind the camera than in front of it.

The weird thing is that I get the exact same results with my screen name.

I get a bunch of pictures of meat, like in a butcher shop, a pic of the cast of Stargate:SG1 and this:

92CelicaHalfTrac wrote:

The new Bentleys are out early this year.

I did this several years ago and the most disturbing thing I found was a record of a headstone with my exact, full name. The weird thing is, it is in a small cemetery about 10 miles outside the small town I grew up in, and he was apparently killed in vietnam about 2 years before I was born. But we were the only family for probably 50 miles with that last name.

I've never gone out to find the headstone, I'm afraid it might be me.

alex wrote:

92CelicaHalfTrac wrote:

The new Bentleys are out early this year.

ultraclyde wrote: I did this several years ago and the most disturbing thing I found was a record of a headstone with my exact, full name. The weird thing is, it is in a small cemetery about 10 miles outside the small town I grew up in, and he was apparently killed in vietnam about 2 years before I was born. But we were the only family for probably 50 miles with that last name. I've never gone out to find the headstone, I'm afraid it might be me.

I believe in reincarnation, but would find this case highly unlikely, but hey, life throws you curve balls. Maybe twice.

My full name (well, first and last), brings up a pro baseball player with the same name and same birthday as me, but 103 years earlier.

My screen name actually brings up me playing my friend's old college radio show as the first result.

Also some excellent gin:

over 4000 in the US share my name. As for google image search my screen name leads right back to here and my real nme is shared by both an author and food/wine critic sooo up to page 22 is not me after that I quit looking. Heck there was a picture of Tom Selleck listed under my name before me.

Why does this search only bring up pimps and gay porn stars for me?

Mostly gay porn stars

Results from my screen name:

At least I don't get pimps or gay porn stars.

I'm the only person in the country with my name, so the first pic was actually me. The first three pages were mostly of me, people I know, or things I'm involved with.

When I look up my screen name, I find a bunch of pics that I've posted to this and other forums, so no real surprises.

Mine brings up a pool player born in Illinois in 1945..........makes him older than my dad.

stanger_missle wrote: I get a bunch of pictures of meat, like in a butcher shop, a pic of the cast of Stargate:SG1 and this:

Spec is a kind of smoked bacon mostly in western Europe, and very popular in Germany. Pronounced shpeck.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

poopshovel wrote: [ mila kunis ] [ rosario dawson ]

If either of the last two are really you... I am sorry I dismissed your proposal off-hand like that and would like to join the posse.

You're half right....the offer was so you guys can share a room. If you read the fine print, though, no sexy female movie stars will be bunking with you

I searched it again with the short form of my first name

I played lacrosse, but it's not me

And a whole bunch of explicit pics of these guys

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

dang dude, i don't even use my first name. i've used my middle name for everything except my legal signature since i was about 3 years old. yet it found this pic from the Corvair Performance Workshop in Dayton OH in Feb 2004:

also found my grandfather's selective service registration card for WW2, when he was a mere 48 years old!

My Name

My username:

No face pics of anyone anywhere...

Hm. Pic of me holding my hours-old son on the first page. Every other pic is either a lady cop by the same name from Michigan who allegedly kicked her husband's ass, or of random hot blonde Dutch girls, one of whom plays cello professionally.

I get some random NASCAR movie with some B-list actors.

Real name comes up with a ton of mugshots (not mine) and a small town mayor.

I am the least Successful Wallace Miller, ahead of me are:

Father and son Radioligsts, both named Wallace

Memorable Manitoban legislator

Shanksville PA coroner from Flight 93

And rusty Wallace's Miller pontiac