ScreaminE
ScreaminE HalfDork
9/14/14 8:03 a.m.

Watching Car Crazy. Barry Meguiar says passion funny. Great show though.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo MegaDork
9/14/14 9:12 a.m.

So this is what people do when they regularly get up early, huh.

JamesMcD
JamesMcD Dork
9/14/14 9:19 a.m.

I knew exactly who this was going to be about when I saw the thread title.

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
9/14/14 10:06 a.m.

that guy needs to put down the sunless tanner.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
9/14/14 10:31 a.m.

I imagine his proclivities to involve nipple clamps, a ball gag, and stuff that could not ever be unseen were you to stumble across his dungeon/lair.

That dude is seriously creepy.

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
9/14/14 10:47 a.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: I imagine his proclivities to involve nipple clamps, a ball gag, and stuff that could not ever be unseen were you to stumble across his dungeon/lair.

It turned you on to type that, admit it.

novaderrik
novaderrik PowerDork
9/14/14 1:13 p.m.

dude is kinda creepy... he's also one of those people that gets right in people's faces when talking to him, and you can tell some of the people are very uncomfortable.. the fake tan, the creepy eyes, the used car salesman smile...

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
9/14/14 1:16 p.m.

"It rubs the lotion on its skin..."

stanger_missle
stanger_missle GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
9/14/14 9:00 p.m.

In reply to Appleseed: ... or it gets the hose again!

Jay: "Get away from me you creepy old man!"

motomoron
motomoron SuperDork
9/14/14 9:05 p.m.

Motherberkeleyer has the shiniest rape van you've ever seen.

ScreaminE
ScreaminE HalfDork
9/14/14 10:01 p.m.
N Sperlo wrote: So this is what people do when they regularly get up early, huh.

I have two kids under 18 months. 8am IS waking up late for me.

novaderrik
novaderrik PowerDork
9/14/14 10:11 p.m.
Appleseed wrote: "It rubs the lotion on its skin..."

only if the lotion is carnauba...

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
9/14/14 11:43 p.m.

"Carnuba...Jurgens...whatever it takes"

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