Dog For Sale
Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew him as 'HolyE36 M3!
Dog For Sale
Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew him as 'HolyE36 M3!
I've seen those before.. AWESOME!
I wouldn't call her a dog. She's kinda cute.
I can't afford to buy her, but would you consider renting her out for a night?
Is that first one some kind of mutant mastiff? A monster, for sure. Cleaning up after an "accident" is a real thrill, I bet.
Do you have a link to the sale? There's a coupla kiddies and one Honda Civic Ricer in my neighborhood that needs manners.
Dan
I'd rather change diapers, than clean up after either of those dogs!
NO, not my diapers! I just toss them, I mean diapers on a baby. That was the arrangement we had before we had kids - I don't do diapers.
I WANT!!!!!!
He's name is Fluffy.
That Giant George makes my Dane look like a pygmy. It's funny he sits on the couch like that. My parents' St. Bernard does the same thing.
BAMF wrote: That Giant George makes my Dane look like a pygmy. It's funny he sits on the couch like that. My parents' St. Bernard does the same thing.
I agree! Our Dane is 165lbs and seems huge. I can't imagine tacking on another 80lbs! 
carguy123 wrote: I'd rather change diapers, than clean up after either of those dogs!
Now, my dog isn't that big, she's only 100 lbs but I'll tell you. I'd rather clean up dog crap from a 100 lb dog than one of those 12 lb snacks. See, I can see a pile of Akita crap from 8 paces, with a toy dog you only see it as toe jam, AFTER the fact.
That first pic looked a little sketchy, so I checked with the missus who gets bombarded with dog-e-mail since she works with various rescue groups -- the first one is a photochop.
Now Giant George -- that is a cool GD!!!! The only thing that makes me sad with the giant breeds is that since they are so large they have a relatively short lifespan. LSDs (little E36 M3 dogs) seem to live forever, but the giants are lucky to see 10 years. Great Danes, IIRC, are lucky to see 7~8 years on average....
Will also add that I'd rather deal with the landmines that my 70# dogs leave than something that an LSD will leave behind. Neighbor has a cocker that is an indoor dog that they let out the front door on a leash to do its dooty -- they never pick up after that thing..........that's just nasty!!!
See, I can see a pile of Akita crap from 8 paces, with a toy dog you only see it as toe jam, AFTER the fact.
See it and smell it!
Small dog poop is biodegradable in a reasonable time period, but big dog poop stays around for too long. Unfortunately I have 2 big dogs to one little dog.
orphancars wrote: ... The only thing that makes me sad with the giant breeds is that since they are so large they have a relatively short lifespan. LSDs (little E36 M3 dogs) seem to live forever, but the giants are lucky to see 10 years. Great Danes, IIRC, are lucky to see 7~8 years on average....
My Rotti mix just turned14. Scared the crap out of me yesterday, he wouldn't eat (he would pause during the end of the world to sniff around and make sure no one dropped food). But his appettite returned this morning.
In contrast my two terriers we lost last year, 15 and 14 respectively.
Mutts and pound puppies FTW!
Why don't they just sent that dog to help out the troops in the Middle East.
Mental wrote: Mutts and pound puppies FTW!
Couldn't agree more! My only purebred experience was with a Golden Retriever that was AKC registered! Got the dog, got the papers and started looking at them............parents were a little close on the same family tree!!! Jackson was an awesome dog, very smart but had 2 knee surgeries and developed epilepsy. We've focused on mixed breeds since then............
Mental wrote: ...he would pause during the end of the world...
I am confused. I always figured that would be hard to miss.
What does a dog that size eat?
What ever he wants.
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