David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
6/25/08 9:43 a.m.

http://www.thenationalwave.com

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
6/25/08 9:50 a.m.

I thought it was a joke until I saw that the McArthur Towel & Sports of Baraboo, Wisconsin was on board, they are the fine folks who make the terrible Towel for thr Pittsburg Steelers, so they must know a good idea when they see it. I mean if you can make a towel strong enough the frighten NFL teams, surely you can make one for freedom.

ignorant
ignorant SuperDork
6/25/08 10:21 a.m.

HULK A MANIAC

patgizz
patgizz GRM+ Memberand Dork
6/25/08 10:31 a.m.

wally, you guys are funny. we laugh at the terrible towel here in cleveland, we're not afraid of it.

doitover
doitover New Reader
6/25/08 10:37 a.m.

Oh Great, if you hadn't posted this I would not have known I was being unpatriotic. I'll probably just have a hamburger and beer with the neighbors around my Obama yard sign instead.

seann
seann New Reader
6/25/08 10:40 a.m.

Weird. So they will donate to any charity indescriminatley? They only have 5 charities so far which include two guys named John who had brain injuries and some dude named Cho who apparently needs some justice.

Tim Baxter
Tim Baxter Online Editor
6/25/08 10:43 a.m.

So... being a good American means plunking down 10 bucks for a towel? Man, they totally skipped that in civics class.

carguy123
carguy123 Reader
6/25/08 10:58 a.m.
doitover wrote: Oh Great, if you hadn't posted this I would not have known I was being unpatriotic. I'll probably just have a hamburger and beer with the neighbors around my Obama yard sign instead.

It has nothing to do with the towel, the Obama sign is defacto proof you are unpatriotic.

81gtv6
81gtv6 GRM+ Memberand New Reader
6/25/08 11:47 a.m.

Does it help that I park my car with Army vet plates next to my Obama sign?

Salanis
Salanis Dork
6/25/08 12:04 p.m.

42

carguy123
carguy123 Reader
6/25/08 12:09 p.m.
81gtv6 wrote: Does it help that I park my car with Army vet plates next to my Obama sign?

No, it denigrates the value of your Vet experience.

GregTivo
GregTivo New Reader
6/25/08 12:25 p.m.

I was really hoping Arthur Dent was in some way related to this....sigh....

mistanfo
mistanfo Dork
6/25/08 12:28 p.m.

And I was expecting:

Gearhead_42
Gearhead_42 HalfDork
6/25/08 1:02 p.m.

Ford Prefect would kick your ass for that title

You zarkin frood!

GregTivo
GregTivo New Reader
6/25/08 1:55 p.m.

Cartman? - "Towlie, you're the worst character ever"

Towlie - "I know"

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand Dork
6/25/08 7:14 p.m.

So no HHGTTG stuff then? :(

triumph7
triumph7 New Reader
6/25/08 8:50 p.m.

No, just the triple breasted whore from Ertoticon 6!

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
6/25/08 9:05 p.m.

I always know where my towel is

Mike_M
Mike_M None
6/26/08 1:39 p.m.

I don't know what to say other than "wow"....

I did find it funny that we are a mere eight days from the 4th of July, yet the website has the following list for associated events:

National Wave Concert Series - (To be announced) National Wave Celebrity Golf Outing - (To be announced) National Wave Celebrity Bowling Tournament - (To be announced) Nation Wave Celebrity Roasts - (To be announced)

Might be time to get on with announcing such things, dontcha think??

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