having sent poop an email this weekend and receiving an email from a Dr. Hong i was sorely disappointed upon opening it
but then i realized i'll be a millionaire soon!
Dr. Hong said:
Dear Friend,
I am Vincent Hong, Non Executive Director of Hang Seng Bank,Hong Kong.
I have a secured business preposition for you, with a value of $44.5M,
your share will be 50% of the total funds;
Please if interested do contact me for more details on my personal
Email: hg.vincent023@yahoo.com.hk
mndsm
SuperDork
1/26/11 12:03 p.m.
That was awful generous of the Hongs to do that for you.
oldtin
Dork
1/26/11 12:11 p.m.
That is disappointing - although I'm the Non King of France and would be more than willing to offer a number of prepositional phrases to Dr. Hong as well as some financial propositions if he could help me secure some funds promised to me from Mr. Hwabadabing, a wealthy businessman who is having some political problems in Nigeria and needs help moving his funds abroad.
Are you crazy? Are you high? Are you an ordinary guy? Are you with me doctor? Can you hear me doctor?
How many Aspires and Festivas can that buy? 
In reply to DukeOfUndersteer:
all of them.