carzan
Reader
6/29/10 10:25 a.m.
After being bruised and battered for years by the "unpleasant buffeting" of air movement produced by mortal fans purchased at Walmart for $10, finally Dyson has produced a solution for this torture...and starting only at a mere $300.
I'm going to go buy one right now!
or if you had $300 to spend, get 30 $10 walmart fans... Then you will get some air flow...
so, I can't yell into this one and have my voice sound funny? What a crock!
carzan
Reader
6/29/10 11:08 a.m.
In reply to DukeOfUndersteer:
What? Can you imagine the BUFFETING from all those old technology fans? You'd be lucky to survive the assault! They're BARBARIC!!!!
I dunno, at the local BB&B they seemed to have pretty puny power, which led my money elsewhere. Now the Dyson hand dryers I've been encountering in restrooms those are cool. I will concede the buffeting, especially if it's hitting your eardrum, not pleasant.
carzan wrote:
In reply to DukeOfUndersteer:
What? Can you imagine the BUFFETING from all those old technology fans? You'd be lucky to survive the assault! They're BARBARIC!!!!
haha, i know, it would be AWESOME!! WHAT? I CANT HEAR YOU... WHAT?
In reply to carzan:
I thought you were talking about the sports car race team.
RossD
Dork
6/29/10 1:22 p.m.
The last two pictures looks like he's imitating Tom Cruise's proctologist.
alex
Dork
6/29/10 1:22 p.m.
Answer to a question nobody asked.
carzan
Reader
6/29/10 1:23 p.m.
poopshovel wrote:
I've noticed this disturbing trend where stupid berkeleying Americans will believe anything a dude with a british accent says...cuz...you know..."day sound smarter'n me." Unnecessary, excessive gesticulation doesn't hurt either. Seriously. Look at this ass hat.
DINGDINGDINGDING!!!!!! We have a winner!!!
cwh
SuperDork
6/29/10 1:29 p.m.
Any idea how (or if) this thing works?
Oh it's supposed to work by ionic thrust, but that would require expensive (and dangerous) high-voltage equipment, so instead a fan is cleverly hidden in the base.
http://hackaday.com/2009/10/14/it-has-blades-dysons-little-white-lie/
Lesley
PowerDork
6/29/10 1:35 p.m.
Cripes.
I was expecting to see this:
carzan
Reader
6/29/10 1:55 p.m.
GameboyRMH wrote:
Oh it's supposed to work by ionic thrust, but that would require expensive (and dangerous) high-voltage equipment, so instead a fan is cleverly hidden in the base.
http://hackaday.com/2009/10/14/it-has-blades-dysons-little-white-lie/
It's not a fan, it's a TURBINE!! They're not blades, they're VANES!!
LOL...isn't marketing great.
I will it looks cool but not $290 more. Maybe $2 more.
Marketing is marketing. Always has been, always will be. Call him names if you wish, but he's richer than any of us.
Speaking as a someone who uses 3D CAD to design stuff that gets made by the gazillions - the Dyson vacuums really piss me off. There's a school of design I refer to as "Existing only as a result of being easy to do in SolidWorks" of which the Dyson vacs are the best example ever.
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Chris_V
SuperDork
6/29/10 2:33 p.m.
nutherjrfan wrote:
Now the Dyson hand dryers I've been encountering in restrooms those are cool.
These were "invented" as a side discovery when creating those hand driers. None of the parts that actually move teh air are in a location where you could get hurt accidntally, or are hard to clean (nothing worse than a room fan with filthy, dusty blades because people can't be bothered to take the grillework off and clean the blades.
Not worth the $300, but still cool stuff.
carzan
Reader
6/29/10 2:43 p.m.
Chris_V wrote:
nutherjrfan wrote:
Now the Dyson hand dryers I've been encountering in restrooms those are cool.
These were "invented" as a side discovery when creating those hand driers. None of the parts that actually move teh air are in a location where you could get hurt accidntally, or are hard to clean (nothing worse than a room fan with filthy, dusty blades because people can't be bothered to take the grillework off and clean the blades.
Not worth the $300, but still cool stuff.
Not so sure about how it was invented. Apparently, there was a patent filed 30ish years ago by a Japanese company for a strikingly similar device.
Telegraph UK Link
xd
New Reader
6/29/10 3:36 p.m.
Say what you will that fan is damn near silent.