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carzan
carzan Reader
6/29/10 10:25 a.m.

After being bruised and battered for years by the "unpleasant buffeting" of air movement produced by mortal fans purchased at Walmart for $10, finally Dyson has produced a solution for this torture...and starting only at a mere $300.

I'm going to go buy one right now!

DukeOfUndersteer
DukeOfUndersteer SuperDork
6/29/10 10:34 a.m.

or if you had $300 to spend, get 30 $10 walmart fans... Then you will get some air flow...

scardeal
scardeal Reader
6/29/10 10:53 a.m.

so, I can't yell into this one and have my voice sound funny? What a crock!

carzan
carzan Reader
6/29/10 11:08 a.m.

In reply to DukeOfUndersteer:

What? Can you imagine the BUFFETING from all those old technology fans? You'd be lucky to survive the assault! They're BARBARIC!!!!

nutherjrfan
nutherjrfan Reader
6/29/10 11:11 a.m.

I dunno, at the local BB&B they seemed to have pretty puny power, which led my money elsewhere. Now the Dyson hand dryers I've been encountering in restrooms those are cool. I will concede the buffeting, especially if it's hitting your eardrum, not pleasant.

DukeOfUndersteer
DukeOfUndersteer SuperDork
6/29/10 11:13 a.m.
carzan wrote: In reply to DukeOfUndersteer: What? Can you imagine the BUFFETING from all those old technology fans? You'd be lucky to survive the assault! They're BARBARIC!!!!

haha, i know, it would be AWESOME!! WHAT? I CANT HEAR YOU... WHAT?

neon4891
neon4891 SuperDork
6/29/10 12:56 p.m.

Or 3 window AC's

bravenrace
bravenrace Dork
6/29/10 12:59 p.m.

In reply to carzan:

I thought you were talking about the sports car race team.

poopshovel
poopshovel SuperDork
6/29/10 1:16 p.m.

I've noticed this disturbing trend where stupid berkeleying Americans will believe anything a dude with a british accent says...cuz...you know..."day sound smarter'n me." Unnecessary, excessive gesticulation doesn't hurt either. Seriously. Look at this ass hat.

RossD
RossD Dork
6/29/10 1:22 p.m.

The last two pictures looks like he's imitating Tom Cruise's proctologist.

alex
alex Dork
6/29/10 1:22 p.m.

Answer to a question nobody asked.

carzan
carzan Reader
6/29/10 1:23 p.m.
poopshovel wrote: I've noticed this disturbing trend where stupid berkeleying Americans will believe anything a dude with a british accent says...cuz...you know..."day sound smarter'n me." Unnecessary, excessive gesticulation doesn't hurt either. Seriously. Look at this ass hat.

DINGDINGDINGDING!!!!!! We have a winner!!!

cwh
cwh SuperDork
6/29/10 1:29 p.m.

Any idea how (or if) this thing works?

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
6/29/10 1:32 p.m.

Oh it's supposed to work by ionic thrust, but that would require expensive (and dangerous) high-voltage equipment, so instead a fan is cleverly hidden in the base.

http://hackaday.com/2009/10/14/it-has-blades-dysons-little-white-lie/

Lesley
Lesley PowerDork
6/29/10 1:35 p.m.

Cripes. I was expecting to see this:

carzan
carzan Reader
6/29/10 1:55 p.m.
GameboyRMH wrote: Oh it's supposed to work by ionic thrust, but that would require expensive (and dangerous) high-voltage equipment, so instead a fan is cleverly hidden in the base. http://hackaday.com/2009/10/14/it-has-blades-dysons-little-white-lie/

It's not a fan, it's a TURBINE!! They're not blades, they're VANES!!

LOL...isn't marketing great.

96DXCivic
96DXCivic Dork
6/29/10 2:09 p.m.

I will it looks cool but not $290 more. Maybe $2 more.

foxtrapper
foxtrapper SuperDork
6/29/10 2:14 p.m.

Marketing is marketing. Always has been, always will be. Call him names if you wish, but he's richer than any of us.

MCarp22
MCarp22 Reader
6/29/10 2:17 p.m.

motomoron
motomoron Reader
6/29/10 2:18 p.m.

Speaking as a someone who uses 3D CAD to design stuff that gets made by the gazillions - the Dyson vacuums really piss me off. There's a school of design I refer to as "Existing only as a result of being easy to do in SolidWorks" of which the Dyson vacs are the best example ever.

Hyperlinked supporting images:

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury SuperDork
6/29/10 2:21 p.m.
MCarp22 wrote:

FOR
THE
MUTHA-
BERKLEYING
WWIIIINNNNN!!!!!!!

ZOMGROTFLMFAOWTFBRBLOLBBQSAUCE

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
6/29/10 2:22 p.m.
motomoron wrote: Speaking as a someone who uses 3D CAD to design stuff that gets made by the gazillions - the Dyson vacuums really piss me off. There's a school of design I refer to as "Existing only as a result of being easy to do in SolidWorks" of which the Dyson vacs are the best example ever. Hyperlinked supporting images:

Hahaha, that's like how one of my friends who's doing 3D animation was struggling with a project to make an RX8. I told him I would have chosen an AE86 or a Mercedes panel van

Chris_V
Chris_V SuperDork
6/29/10 2:33 p.m.
nutherjrfan wrote: Now the Dyson hand dryers I've been encountering in restrooms those are cool.

These were "invented" as a side discovery when creating those hand driers. None of the parts that actually move teh air are in a location where you could get hurt accidntally, or are hard to clean (nothing worse than a room fan with filthy, dusty blades because people can't be bothered to take the grillework off and clean the blades.

Not worth the $300, but still cool stuff.

carzan
carzan Reader
6/29/10 2:43 p.m.
Chris_V wrote:
nutherjrfan wrote: Now the Dyson hand dryers I've been encountering in restrooms those are cool.
These were "invented" as a side discovery when creating those hand driers. None of the parts that actually move teh air are in a location where you could get hurt accidntally, or are hard to clean (nothing worse than a room fan with filthy, dusty blades because people can't be bothered to take the grillework off and clean the blades. Not worth the $300, but still cool stuff.

Not so sure about how it was invented. Apparently, there was a patent filed 30ish years ago by a Japanese company for a strikingly similar device. Telegraph UK Link

xd
xd New Reader
6/29/10 3:36 p.m.

Say what you will that fan is damn near silent.

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