Ebay hilarity

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Yamaha-YTM175-trike-Tri-Moto-175-2-stroke-death-trap_W0QQitemZ160365418100QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAU_Motorcycles?hash=item2556861674&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14#ht_3510wt_1165

Guy selling a trike. Yamaha YTM175 trike, Tri Moto 175 2 stroke death trap.

Some snippets:

Rather than brakes, I would call them 'inevitable delay systems'. You will crash, that is inevitable, but by using the brakes the crash will happen a little later.

A young lady that looked like a cross between Paris Hilton and André the Giant told me that the trike is in such good condition that it would sell itself. I took her word for it left the garage door open one night. The trike was gone for a week and the photos show that it didn't sell itself, instead just galavanting around on its three big wheels, living it up at my expense.

The specs:

*Carrying capacity: Australia - 1 adult.

*Country of Origin: Hell

For those who may not know a "slab" is the same as a "case"

"This trike is as safe as an ejector seat in a helicopter."

First totally honest E-Bay add. Evar.

He has some great pictures - I like the one of the cow doing a wheelie.

Accurate description of a trike.