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Woody (Forum Supportum)
Woody (Forum Supportum) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
6/30/16 9:19 a.m.

Eggs come in two sizes: Small and Regular.

Small eggs can be easily identified by the words "Extra Large" on the carton.

Regular eggs are also referred to as "Jumbo".

If the "egg carton" in your fridge has the words "large" or "medium" on it, it means that you are out of eggs.

There are seven acceptable things that can be found on top of eggs: 

The first, of course, is a chicken. The others include: salt, pepper, ketchup (but never, *ever* catsup), bacon, ham and cheese.
 

If there is syrup near your eggs, then you probably woke up in New Hampshire.

RossD
RossD UltimaDork
6/30/16 9:22 a.m.

Have you had your coffee yet?

WildScotsRacing
WildScotsRacing HalfDork
6/30/16 9:25 a.m.

Eggs: good, and good for you.

SilverFleet
SilverFleet UberDork
6/30/16 9:27 a.m.

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? I ate the chicken, then I ate it's leg!"

-Beastie Boys, 1989

T.J.
T.J. UltimaDork
6/30/16 9:28 a.m.

Eggcactly.

slowride
slowride HalfDork
6/30/16 9:31 a.m.

What about sausage?

RevRico
RevRico GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
6/30/16 9:33 a.m.

Don't forget how good eggs are on top of things, like pizza and burgers

mndsm
mndsm MegaDork
6/30/16 9:33 a.m.
slowride wrote: What about sausage?

Huevos rancheros, with a bit of chorizo.....

Theres also the whole biscuit, egg, sausage gravy thing.

Trans_Maro
Trans_Maro PowerDork
6/30/16 9:34 a.m.

Don't forget about a fried egg on a hamburger.

Best thing to ever come out of Australia. (and the least horrifying)

KyAllroad
KyAllroad UltraDork
6/30/16 9:35 a.m.

POWs in Japanese camps lived because they managed to get just enough eggs (about 1 per week per man) to survive on a diet of rice.

Beer Baron
Beer Baron UltimaDork
6/30/16 9:35 a.m.

Being from California, salsa and/or avocado are highly appropriate on eggs (or indeed, pretty much anything).

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
6/30/16 9:40 a.m.
slowride wrote: What about sausage?

Dammit. Sorry.

Wall-e
Wall-e GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
6/30/16 9:42 a.m.
Trans_Maro wrote: Don't forget about a fried egg on a hamburger. Best thing to ever come out of Australia. (and the least horrifying)

And like everything from Australia it's still probably able to kill you.

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
6/30/16 9:45 a.m.
RossD wrote: Have you had your coffee yet?

No.

I'm just finishing up a twelve hour fast for blood work. There was a long line at Dunkin' Donuts, and the carton in the home fridge says "large" on it.

z31maniac
z31maniac MegaDork
6/30/16 9:51 a.m.

Hard boiled eggs with salt and sriracha is also tasty.

MadScientistMatt
MadScientistMatt PowerDork
6/30/16 9:53 a.m.

The local Korean grocery sells quail eggs. I've thought about buying a box and confusing everyone with the world's tiniest deviled eggs.

Duke
Duke MegaDork
6/30/16 9:59 a.m.

I'm 20, college educated, and I don't know what you're supposed to do with eggs. I keep trying to bite into them but they're crunchy, taste terrible, and get all over my beard.

RossD
RossD UltimaDork
6/30/16 9:59 a.m.

Perfect soft boiled eggs: 1/2" of water in a pot with a lid. Bring to a boil. Place as many eggs as you want as long as they have a bit of room to sit on the bottom and replace the lid. Boil for 6 minutes 30 seconds. Remove from heat and immediately rinse with cold water for 30 seconds with the eggs in the pot, letting the water flow out of the pot.

Serve immediately.

This is the America's Test Kitchen Method and my wife loves it!

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
6/30/16 10:00 a.m.

Can't eat eggs. Sulfur in them makes me sick. Disappointing.

WilD
WilD HalfDork
6/30/16 10:10 a.m.

Pickled eggs are delicious.

volvoclearinghouse
volvoclearinghouse SuperDork
6/30/16 10:11 a.m.

We have chickens. Best eggs ever. Yolks are this color:

cmcgregor
cmcgregor HalfDork
6/30/16 10:13 a.m.

We have chickens as well. Just get 6, you'll never run out of eggs again

Brian
Brian MegaDork
6/30/16 10:16 a.m.

Sunny side up on corned beef hash with an English muffin.

Robbie
Robbie UltraDork
6/30/16 10:19 a.m.

One sunday morning in college I woke up hungry (college swimmer). So I scrambled nine eggs and ate them. I was still hungry so I scrambled nine more and ate those.

18 is still my record.

Jerry From LA
Jerry From LA SuperDork
6/30/16 10:19 a.m.
cmcgregor wrote: We have chickens as well. Just get 6, you'll never run out of eggs again

If they're that fresh, then poached is the way to go.

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