Either the best or worst job title EVER

Best

I went to the Chicago Car show right when the Hummer brand was released. The girl at the display had a name tag. It read: "Heather the Hummer Specialist"

I think I got a picture with her actually.

At my previous place of employment we advertised for a new administrate assistant. One of the job requirements was "fingering in excess of 10 lbs of force".

made me immediately think of the old George Carlin bit about customer service..

We chose the company that installed our fence because of their slogan in their yellow pages ad: "Consistent erection since 1967"

EastCoastMojo wrote: We chose the company that installed our fence because of their slogan in their yellow pages ad: "Consistent erection since 1967"

They should have sought medical help after only 4 hours and they went for over 40 years!

Take that title to a bar on a Friday night and try it out...

sounds like the head of a male escort service

I knew someone at Chrysler was berkeleying me, just didn't know what their job title was until now.

moparman76_69 wrote: I knew someone at Chrysler was berkeleying me, just didn't know what there job title was until now.

You win.

The new " European " MOpar.

I just want that on a legitimate business card.

RossD wrote: "Heather the Hummer Specialist" I think I got a picture with her actually.

I think I got more than a picture actually...

Summers while in college, I worked in a steel mill, loading rail cars with steel bars and rods, connecting the chains from the crane. Job description was "Hooker". That was on my pay sheet. Was always proud of that.

Back in the dark ages when film was used to burn metal plates for printing presses, my job was to live in a dark room all day and create layouts. The name of this function is a film stripper. My official job title was "Stripper". I still have some of those business cards somewhere.