Electricity...

Electricity, in the absence of cable and internet, is a cruel mistress...

At least it gives you light so you can read one of those ...paper things, with...pages, like...what did they call those things.....

It would be nice to keep the internet though I hear there will be emergency porn kiosks set up by the Army National Guard later for those stranded and having to use their imaginations to masturbate.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: It would be nice to keep the internet though I hear there will be emergency porn kiosks set up by the Army National Guard later for those stranded and having to use their imaginations to masturbate.

If I could safely search for an image at work from that South Park episode where they set up a puppet show for just such an occurance... I would.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: It would be nice to keep the internet though I hear there will be emergency porn kiosks set up by the Army National Guard later for those stranded and having to use their imaginations to masturbate.

I used one of those things once and a ghost was in there and it slimed me. The guys running it gave me a hard time about the mess and wouldn't let me back in there. Not my fault that they have ghosts.

Woody wrote: Electricity, in the absence of cable and internet, is a cruel mistress...

And this was posted on the internet how...?

Through the miracle of the iPhone.

Woody wrote: Through the miracle of the iPhone.

and the iPhone operates on what.?

iceracer wrote:

Woody wrote: Through the miracle of the iPhone.

and the iPhone operates on what.?

magic

iceracer wrote:

Woody wrote: Through the miracle of the iPhone.

and the iPhone operates on what.?

Apple-induced feelings of superiority???

iceracer wrote:

Woody wrote: Through the miracle of the iPhone.

and the iPhone operates on what.?

smugness

iceracer wrote:

Woody wrote: Through the miracle of the iPhone.

and the iPhone operates on what.?

I was on a beer run.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

iceracer wrote:

Woody wrote: Through the miracle of the iPhone.

and the iPhone operates on what.?

smugness

I don't think smugness really applies in this case. I have been known to refer to it as my "iThing", having forgotten what it was actually called.

In reply to Woody:

I was referring to the culture of Apple and not directly to you.

In reply to Woody:

Well then smug up a bit. You never need to charge it if you can muster some disdain for commoners with ordinary feature phones.

Matt B wrote:

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: It would be nice to keep the internet though I hear there will be emergency porn kiosks set up by the Army National Guard later for those stranded and having to use their imaginations to masturbate.

If I could safely search for an image at work from that South Park episode where they set up a puppet show for just such an occurance... I would.

Man that was FUNNY. Even funnier was when Randy Marsh snuck in and got on one of the few terminals with 'real' Internet access and wound up covered with... 'ectoplasm'.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: It would be nice to keep the internet though I hear there will be emergency porn kiosks set up by the Army National Guard later for those stranded and having to use their imaginations to masturbate.

Thanks Giant Purple...ROFLMAO

Streetwiseguy wrote: At least it gives you light so you can read one of those ...paper things, with...pages, like...what did they call those things.....

Playboy?

I was just thinking about this. No where near the storm, this time, but here in Colorado we get our share. I didn't get it for that reason, but I just ordered one of these:

Tuns my Droid into a netbook kinda thing and uses the phone's 4G connection. And it has a battery that's supposed to last 5 hours. So, theoretically, I could have no power but still have interwebs.

Can't wait for it to come!

So long as your connection to the interweb has power.

Solar Panels.

Let the pron flow...

Edit: and windmills...

I'll just leave this here.

fast_eddie_72 wrote: I was just thinking about this. No where near the storm, this time, but here in Colorado we get our share. I didn't get it for that reason, but I just ordered one of these: Tuns my Droid into a netbook kinda thing and uses the phone's 4G connection. And it has a battery that's supposed to last 5 hours. So, theoretically, I could have no power but still have interwebs. Can't wait for it to come!

Looking for something like this that's Apple friendly.

Woody wrote: Electricity, in the absence of cable and internet, is a cruel mistress...

Yes it is. Now go out to the garage and get to work. You still have power tools, light, beer fridge, and radio! You have been freed of distractions to work on whatever project you have.

sachilles wrote:

iceracer wrote:

Woody wrote: Through the miracle of the iPhone.

and the iPhone operates on what.?

magic

Scrolling down, while carefully building power behind a massive, yet potentially precarious fart, I read this and pooped a little. True story.

Perfect storm.