1. Accounting guy calls me to ask why my salesman replaced a brake line on his 1 year old 20,000 mile company truck and used his company credit card.
Salesman; piece of steel fell off a scrap truck and I ran over it. I couldn't catch up to the guy.
Truth; salesman was four wheeling one weekend and buried and tore up the axle and two rims/tires that he personally paid for. .
2. Salesman calls me to say he hit a pothole in his rental Mazda2 yesterday in Birmingham, AL and blew out the tire beyond repair. Good thing he gets the insurance. Change tire and get another car.
Truth; ?????
What about you?
Javelin wrote:
#2 is pretty epic!
I had to remove that one as it too easily ID's my coworker. Lets just say a lady caused him to drive 600+ miles out of his way to get home.
What kind of truck needs two rims/tires and a brake line after being buried to the frame? That sounds like Ridgeline-level wussiness! (trollolololol)
In reply to Tom Suddard:
Having to pull dad's truck out all the time on the Ocala North trails are ya?
Well, I hired a guy a few months ago, and on day three he pulled a truck with a trailer up next to my shiny Dodge and unloaded the machine he had brought. But he managed to drive it off the trailer at an angle and topple the track loader on its side, cleaning the side of my pickup off in the process. Then he quit. Three days later I find that on the way to the same job, he pulled off the road and took out 80 feet of a ladies custom fence. AFTER quitting, he dropped by to say that no problem, his boss would take care of it. But he never told me, so I got the blast after she tracked me down a week later. That was an expensive day.
