End of the World is this Saturday...

John Brown wrote:

joey48442 wrote:

alfadriver wrote:

Maroon92 wrote: End of the world party in Helen, GA on Saturday. Be there, or be part of the rapture!

I wonder what's going on in Hell... If the weather is nice, maybe we'll drive out there on Saturday.

Bring your Miata, I will follow along in mine... Joey

I vill brink ze German oont ze kiddiesh. I have no reason to be typing in Germeubonics except for the fact that if they are right I want pump up my Hell street cred.

I really wish I had the dough to bring these guys Stateside:

http://hellpizza.com/

DoctorBlade wrote: Any chance the crowd was thinking "Let's humor the weirdos on the Falcon?"

The first few thought we were funny, and were laughing. But as more folk gathered, the tone of the crowd changed. Then the believing started.

It was years ago, we were kids, and didn't know what to do with the situation we'd created, which is why we bailed. And that wasn't easy, or particularly safe. We made the mistake of not doing the proper let down and releasing of the flock as it were.

If you ever get a chance to talk with some of the real hustlers and such, it's fascinating. From carnivals to revivals, used car salesmen to politicians. They all follow the same system. What happened that day with us on that Falcon was we accidently stumbled onto it.

Watch a political rally, a church revival, an infomercial, a carnival game, a magician, a panhandler. You'll start to see a pattern. Discount the ones that aren't working, they aren't doing it right. Watch the ones that have the people eating out of their hands. You'll see some very fascinating things in the similarities. Mostly, power. Power and control.

Joke regarding this kind of thing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMGrwwHMv1I

And you threw all that away for a law degree, FT?

So The Rapture is Saturday at 6pm; for those of us "Left Behind" I see some water front housing under my feet at 6:15! Then visiting the Porsche dealership on Monday am--will I have collateral!!

In reply to triumph5:

You get a Porsche, I'll snag a 458, ill meet you at Watkins Glen, hot laps!!

Duke: It's a deal!!

John Brown wrote: I really wish I had the dough to bring these guys Stateside: http://hellpizza.com/

Aren't you near Hell, Michigan? Surely there's a "Hell Pizza" there, affilliated or not.

Makes me glad I'm not a Christian... wait a second, I am a Christian.

Lemme start over.

Makes me glad I'm Catholic! I don't believe in that rapture nonsense!

You need to visit this site NOW!

getoutofhellfree.com

DukeOfUndersteer wrote: In reply to triumph5: You get a Porsche, I'll snag a 458, ill meet you at Watkins Glen, hot laps!!

Screw that, I am snagging a Corse Clienti truck and a few Ferrari personnel at gunpoint. GOOD BYE FELLAS!

I am going to the local Jagaur dealership and grabbing a Jaguar XKR and XFR.

I have a sneaking suspicion this forum will not be missing many people post rapture, see ya all Monday guys.

Now where are the McLaren F1s hiding...

Alas, it seems we will all be living where we are, driving what we normally drive....of course, there's always UTAH! Oh, wait, never mind.

Well, I'll be gone, but my money is on the 458 at the glen. All of my money, in fact, as I'll no longer be needing it. Mazda605 get's my R3, if he's still around.

*Disclaimer- i don't actualy think the rapture is the 21st, and Mazda605 can't actually have my R3. My money is still on the 458, though, but not all of it. only $5. Actually, that's about all of it...

I'll be taking that fiver. ....

nah, 458 will put that Porsche in its place...

And you'll be owing me that fiver

Osterkraut wrote: Go figure, the Rapture happens the week before I'm due a raise.

what is this "raise" you speak about???? do people still get these?

Rufledt wrote: And you'll be owing me that fiver

Shopping at Brumos Porsche....

Hey if any of you guys are really worried about rapture coming and you want to make sure your prized car is kept care of. I will offer up my services... As an atheist, I am certain to be left behind and I will keep proper care of your race car, classic car, or property.

Now we are running out of time so lets get those titles and deed signed over to me....

If the Rapture happens, most of the people with stuff worth looting will still be around. Seems like a wash.

HiTempguy wrote:

MitchellC wrote: Not that money means anything anymore.

Bottlecaps man, bottlecaps are where its at!

Fallout player? Send me a PM and tell me what to do to level up!! Love the game (playing New Vegas ATM, didn't play the other ones first), but can't figure out how to get my weapons & armor strong enough to survive the missions to advance the story. I've only gotten as far as Primm, trying to save Dpt. Beagle, and those guys in the Bison Steve are straight killing me every time!!!

Recall that I'm 49, and don't quite have reflexes to target enemies fast enough anymore. I have to armor up just to play, because I'm so slow.

No, no, no, no looting. "Acquiring."

Capt Slow wrote: Hey if any of you guys are really worried about rapture coming and you want to make sure your prized car is kept care of. I will offer up my services... As an atheist, I am certain to be left behind and I will keep proper care of your race car, classic car, or property. Now we are running out of time so lets get those titles and deed signed over to me....

Cap'n..strange thing is how the weirdo stuff actually continues to feed on satires like yours. There were some folks that started a satire site about taking care of their pets..

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

I may be falling for Poe's Law here, but today I found this:

http://www.aftertherapturepetcare.com/