Fake or made up contingency names and or stickers

Anyone have some good examples?

You know what I mean.  Good E 'Nuff tires and so forth.

I need decorations ideas for small cars.

There are the classics:

https://www.amazon.com/Banana-Pepper-Windshield-Lettering-Sticker/dp/B01N9TOFR7

And the high-effort options:

To recycle an idea I came up with for a scrapped livery concept, you could do "Takeoffs SLIGHTLY USED" in the style of the Hoosier logo.

One I saw in real life today on a repoman truck:

NACHO VEHICLE RECOVERY (this is actually not exactly what it said, so you can use it without fear of trademark)

Can always go with Maypop Tires.

Camel Towing

That is the kind of stuff I was looking for!  Thank you!

Sofa King?

I had a car that read MORRison ANALytics on the door.  With a very strategic placement

stuart in mn said:

I believe that was the first plastic model kit I ever built.

Any of the many from the three idiots of motoring?

I am partial to Penistone Oils 

There are ready to go water slide decals in 1/32 scale . A whole sheet of spoofs with good art by Mitoos. Available from Slot Car Corner here in the USA. Too small?

Not really names, but I Say Ding Dong has a bunch of humorous decals:  I Say Ding Dong

I thought the Pixar movie Cars had stuff like that ?

You could stick on the back of  the car. 3M-TA3. 

Mr_Asa said:

Any of the many from the three idiots of motoring?

I am partial to Penistone Oils 

That was a great episode by the way.

In reply to TurnerX19 :

Slot Car Corner you say?  I have done business with them a time or two.

Skid marks brakes and tires 

RonnieFnD said:

Mine was called "Hoes & Ditches Landscaping" back when I was in college.

With proper placement, this Possum Hollow Racing logo became an excellent descriptor for the vehicle itself when the door is opened:

Noddaz said:

That is the kind of stuff I was looking for!  Thank you!

There's a lady that works at my local Meijer with these on a generic Mazda 3.  Makes me smile everytime.

Sofa King Tires.  Sofa King Tired.  Your choice.

When I was in the vintage truck world, many were sponsored by "armstrong steering". 

Saw this at Carlisle this year:

I've always been a fan and frequent customer of Sam 'N Ella's Restaurant.

People may not know that's an actual restaurant chain, we used to make dinner rolls for them.