We're nuts - we admit it. (To the tune of Jingle Bells) - written with the help of my 7yr old daughter
Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
Propelled by noxious gas
Stinking all the way
Those aren't bells they yelled
It sounds like screaming ducks
Oh my god the smell
Open the window!
Oh,
Jingle Bells,
Daughter Smells
Daddy farts away!
Mommy burped
The kitty puked
Our family is insane!
