Fast abd Furiously Probe'd

No affiliation, just thought this was worth posting.

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What has been seen cannot be unseen.

When will people realize that the Invader front bumper makes their cars look like a catfish with a mouth full of wasabi?

EVERY CAR. NO EXCEPTIONS.

NAWWWWWSSSS!

More like a can o' gas and a book of matches.

Meh. I see a lot worse on the way to work every morning.

What he said: this a 93 ford probe with loads and loads of up grades. three stage paint. with goast checker board in it. it has a seamless paint clear coat over the entire car. seamless door handle kenwood system with 4 large and four twitters. engine has beed bored over and heads worked to match. has a quick shift clutch wheels are powder coated blue to match the side graphic. the blue graphic s painted i bought the car for my daughters sweet 16 th birthday . but to much car for her first one. car ahs been inspected for va. i have put less than 500 miles on it . need to sell. siting is not good for this car . cell 54 968 0006 will help on getting it delivered lots of others too many to name. slike blue lighted door speakers

What he means:

This is a 93 ford probe with loads and loads of useless mods, three stage paint applied to the entire car... and I mean the entire car... no masking, no disassembly or bug removal. The clutch is buggered, you'll need to power shift. I bought the car for my daughter but she refuses to drive the damn thing.

My twItters are small, what does that say about me? Can you tell me what a "quick shift clutch" is exactly? I'm also not sure what "seamless clear coat" is.
I know one thing, that is too much car for her. I bet when she really gets on it the rivets on the drivers side floor start popping out

Is it worse to beat your kids or to make them drive such a car?

But it has stage 3 paint, and lighted door speakers.

ooooo boy, I don't even want to look at this one. wow.... It's kinda like getting revved on by teenagers in their honda's because I've got a loud exhaust, and they've got a fart cannon. Oh wait, my muffler just fell off, you actually paid for that?? wow.....

Hey now I like my fart cannon.

I'm still waiting for the 10 second car that dude owes me.

"goast flames"

A 4-cylinder Ford Probe is "too much car" for her?

I feel sorry for whatever guy is dating her.

My girl can row a manual gearbox as fast as I can and double clutch an old truck transmission too!

Shawn

What on earth is a "goast checker board in it."?

I saw a car that was even more scary than that in the parking lot at the junkyard like a week ago. Imagine rather than being a probe, that was an early 90s celica, with the same nasty body kit, with rattle can white paint, and the body kit molded into the car with 3/4 inch thick bondo (which had huge cracks in it all over), and the bottom part of the front bumper broken off, and you would have a pretty good idea what it looked like. As we were leaving the yard a young girl asked us to help he pull some parts off a white celica, so im assuming it was hers.

Lesley wrote: What on earth is a "goast checker board in it."?

It means its been haunted by bad taste.

Trans_Maro wrote: A 4-cylinder Ford Probe is "too much car" for her? I feel sorry for whatever guy is dating her. My girl can row a manual gearbox as fast as I can and double clutch an old truck transmission too! Shawn

I think he got her the car so that no guy would go near her.

I would really like to drive it into a snowbank. Sort of on the fast side .

I wish my camera hadn't broken so I could take some pics of the minibuses that roam the streets around here (Padang, Indonesia.) They're pretty much all like that, only simultaneously worse and more awesome. Imagine a boxy '80s Mitsubishi or Toyota toaster van done up with a spoilers, bodykits, rims (occasionally spinnaz), decals from every aftermarket manufacturer that's ever existed, racing numbers, crazy airhorns, and '90s house music blaring out at maximum volume. Oh yeah, and a dozen Muslim housewives out doing the shopping crammed inside. Beats the boring subway anyday.

Appleseed wrote:

Lesley wrote: What on earth is a "goast checker board in it."?

It means its been haunted by bad taste.

That cracked me up, too along with:

slike blue lighted door speakers

What in the cornbread hell is 'slike'? and how does it light door speakers?

when I read the title to this thread.. I thought somebody had turned 40

mad_machine wrote: when I read the title to this thread.. I thought somebody had turned 40

That worries me, a lot

a four pot probe is neither fast nor furious, unless its just ticked because it didnt get the 6 pot...

Ive owned both versions, the GT/SE is whole different animal, and will minimal modifications, you can actually get big speeding tickets in it if your not careful. I will admit the 4 banger was a pretty good car (bought 94 demo "new" from a dealer in 96, I think the ex is still driving it!) just dont try to drive uphill in an auto, with the a/c on.

I'm honestly shocked it's a stickshift.