Man's crowning achievement.
Man's crowning achievement.
I thought I was going to see a link to another Honey Boo Boo video.
I thought it might be a repost of the hula-cam 
WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS AND CAN I HAZ?
You have to ask where Bacon Jerky comes from? Wal Mart of course!
It's good. They sell it in stores here, strangely.
I don't usually say this .... but I'm off to Wally World 
Damn. I think i know what i need.
Repent! Ye bacon sinners! Repent!
A bag of hard boiled eggs and a shaker of salt away from the pinnacle... but way berkeleying better than the wheel anyway.
I love bacon. I had this. I hated this.
92CelicaHalfTrac wrote: I love bacon. I had this. I hated this.
This wasn't even a theory yet... just some postulating. It seemed like a plausible conclusion that it would be better than the wheel. Now the independent peer reviews start rolling in and we see that this might not be the breakthrough it was originally thought to be. Science. Bacon. It works.
Picture taken from my Hipstergram.
92CelicaHalfTrac wrote: Picture taken from my Hipstergram.
It must be the added smoke, it never works
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: A bag of hard boiled eggs and a shaker of salt away from the pinnacle... but way berkeleying better than the wheel anyway.
They come in jars here:
What happens if I stop eating it? Why is the package threatening me?
logdog wrote: What happens if I stop eating it? Why is the package threatening me?
I see what you did there. :)
In reply to logdog:
Maybe Larry the Log Roller hits you with his axe?
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: Now the independent peer reviews start rolling in and we see that this might not be the breakthrough it was originally thought to be. Science. Bacon. It works.
I refer you to the mission of the Large Hadron Collider:
"The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is a gigantic scientific instrument near Geneva, where it spans the border between Switzerland and France about 100m underground. It is a particle accelerator used by physicists to study bacon – the fundamental building block of all things. It will revolutionise our understanding, from the minuscule world deep within atoms to the vastness of the Universe.
Two beams of subatomic particles called "hadrons" – found only in bacon – travel in opposite directions inside the circular accelerator, gaining energy with every lap. Physicists use the LHC to recreate the conditions just after the Big Bang when bacon was originally formed, by colliding the two beams head-on at very high energy. Teams of physicists from around the world then analyse the bacon particles created in the collisions using special detectors in a number of experiments dedicated to the LHC.
There are many theories as to what will result from these collisions. For decades, the Standard Model of Bacon Physics has served physicists well as a means of understanding the fundamental laws of Nature, but it does not tell the whole story. Only experimental data using the bacon employed by the LHC can push knowledge forward, challenging those who seek confirmation of established knowledge, and those who dare to dream beyond the paradigm."
I usually avoid wallyworld like the plague, since I'm convinced over-exposure causes victims to hemorrhage IQ points. If, however, I knew exactly where to find this item, I might risk it. Like the few other awesome things in Walmart, I assume its between the expandable sweat pants and the large screen TV's?
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