carguy123
carguy123 SuperDork
5/26/11 3:08 p.m.

Now it's the real Walmart song.

The real Walmart - not safe!

Oh, it's safe for work, it's just not safe for your eyes and your brain.

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
5/26/11 6:37 p.m.

I was in walmart last week for the first time in over a hear in my fruitless search for imodium... I was quickly reminded why I do not shop there... them peoples are scary!

novaderrik
novaderrik Dork
5/26/11 7:44 p.m.

jeebus. .that song just kept going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going...

carguy123
carguy123 SuperDork
5/26/11 10:20 p.m.

The problem is the song wasn't long enough they still had over 10,000 pictures to show.

RexSeven
RexSeven SuperDork
5/26/11 10:31 p.m.

Don't worry, I brought extra:

carguy123
carguy123 SuperDork
5/26/11 10:34 p.m.
RexSeven wrote: Don't worry, I brought extra:

You need that in a spray bottle so that after each picture you can add a little more to your eyes.

I'm glad I watched that video because I found out that back boobs turn me on. Am I sick?

Lesley
Lesley SuperDork
5/26/11 10:35 p.m.

And you know where they go when Walmart is closed? The fecking hospital.
Nothing's scarier than an emergency waiting room. And – they bring the entire family along.

RioRacer
RioRacer Dork
5/26/11 10:54 p.m.

wow, that was horrible. I thought I could sit threw half of the song,...sorry I just could not do it,..ugh. I am off to go figure out how to erase that from my memory now....

...vodka don't fail me now

novaderrik
novaderrik Dork
5/26/11 11:25 p.m.
Lesley wrote: And you know where they go when Walmart is closed? The fecking hospital. Nothing's scarier than an emergency waiting room. And – they bring the entire family along.

Wal Mart never closes except for Thanksgiving day so they can get ready for Black Friday...

every emergency room i've ever been in has been pretty much empty. i'm generally the scariest person there..

carguy123
carguy123 SuperDork
5/27/11 9:12 a.m.
novaderrik wrote:
Lesley wrote: And you know where they go when Walmart is closed? The fecking hospital. Nothing's scarier than an emergency waiting room. And – they bring the entire family along.
Wal Mart never closes except for Thanksgiving day so they can get ready for Black Friday... every emergency room i've ever been in has been pretty much empty. i'm generally the scariest person there..

ergo you shop at Walmart.

Which picture were you? I'm hoping it wasn't the crap in the pants picture.

WilberM3
WilberM3 HalfDork
5/27/11 9:29 a.m.
carguy123 wrote: Which picture were you? I'm hoping it wasn't the crap in the pants picture.

which crap in the pants picture?

carguy123
carguy123 SuperDork
5/27/11 10:11 a.m.

He's leaning over the check out counter with an obvious misteak in his pants.

Nice and juicy!

WilberM3
WilberM3 HalfDork
5/27/11 10:43 a.m.

i just meant there were more than one, if you watched long enough.

carguy123
carguy123 SuperDork
5/27/11 11:24 a.m.

I missed any others. Thank you Lord!

You could laugh at all the pics if you hadn't seen the same or worse at Walmart. What is it about WM that attracts these kinds of people? ANY PLACE you put a Walmart it fills up with these people. It seems they go out of their way to find a WM.

novaderrik
novaderrik Dork
5/27/11 4:11 p.m.
carguy123 wrote:
novaderrik wrote:
Lesley wrote: And you know where they go when Walmart is closed? The fecking hospital. Nothing's scarier than an emergency waiting room. And – they bring the entire family along.
Wal Mart never closes except for Thanksgiving day so they can get ready for Black Friday... every emergency room i've ever been in has been pretty much empty. i'm generally the scariest person there..
ergo you shop at Walmart. Which picture were you? I'm hoping it wasn't the crap in the pants picture.

yeah, i buy some stuff there from time to time. nothing wrong with getting a good deal on products. if you ever buy tools at Harbor Freight instead of at least going to Sears or Home Depot, then you are no better than me.. i generally just buy oil and maybe a car magazine, and i won't buy any electronics or cd's from there.

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