First World Problems - list them here.

I hate when my crushed ice setting on my refrigerator dispenses whole cubes in to my water glass.

Win10 updated earlier this week and one of our computers in the back no longer recognizes the system video drivers so it is stuck in low resolution mode, and the second monitor doesn't work.

Oh, and now our inventorying/scheduling/work order flow/billing/etc suite now is somehow set to "Always on top", meaning when it is maximized, and I click on the Firefox tab on the taskbar, it doesn't come to the forefront. I have to minimize the other program to see other windows. And I don't see a way to change that setting.

Went to have a "fasting" blood test. Lab is closed due to a power outage. Had to do it all over again the next day.

The Costco sliced roast beef is I N C R E D I B L E but I don't feel like driving out to replace the bag I ate (with my bare hands)...that was supposed to be for French dip sandwiches.

Crxpilot wrote: The Costco sliced roast beef is I N C R E D I B L E but I don't feel like driving out to replace the bag I ate (with my bare hands)...that was supposed to be for French dip sandwiches.

Years ago I saw an interview with Anthrax where they were talking about their early days in NY with Metallica. Scott Ian talked about eating "Hand Sandwiches", bologna with no bread. I thought it was hilarious and have been calling plain lunchmeat by that name ever since.

My first world problem is the Turkey sandwich I just ate had so much stuff piled on it that it hurt opening my jaw wide enough.

I am on vacation next week.

I am in sales.

You are never really off work in sales - first world problem.

In reply to NEALSMO There is no ice for our soda on our vacation in Iceland!

Co-driving the CSPish car I sold last month has been good (and a lot of fun!)

I came back for a win in class yesterday but it won't be enough to overcome the deficit I've dug all season. Looks like I'll be getting a second place year end trophy.

My wife bought me a two pack of assorted muffins to take to work for breakfast. One is my favorite, pistachio, and the other is an all right version of banana nut. Do I eat the pistachio now, while it's the best it's going to be and then have the day old banana nut tomorrow? Or do I eat the banana nut now and then have the excellent muffin be the day old? Two muffins both good but a little disappointing or one excellent muffin and one par particularly disappointing?

We don't have these here.

patgizz wrote: I can't decide which japanese engine to put in my cold war era eastern block car, and I'm going to an auction in july with the sole purpose of bidding on a Trabant.

Update: Did you get the Trabi?

There is a semi exotic car I want to buy. It happens to be in Florida.  There's a hurricane coming so I can't really ask anyone to go try to put eyes on it for me for a while, because everyone has bigger problems for a while.  At least I don't think anyone else will buy it in the meantime.  

When I saw this thread bumped, I assumed it would be something like

The car forum I frequent changed their formatting for the worse and now I have to scroll a lot.  Serif fonts offend me.  The white space hurts my eyes!

I just sold like 4 extra cars that I had around that were just kind of sitting or not being used. Then a friend paid me for the one he was borrowing and then I cashed out some stock. 

I want to buy a Merci for an investment but cannot find a good color. 

I killed all the ice cream last night in case Irma knocks out the power. All I have left for sweets are Nutty Buddies. 

My dad talked me into bringing my tv outside to watch the NASCAR race tonight. It got cold so he went home.  I can't bring the tv in because I will miss about 100 laps where we paused it so I had to break out a blanket and my Zippo warmer. I'm also out of brownies and two tiki torches are out of fuel. 

So the ebay buyer coming to look at our 34' cruiser texts me to say he'll be 3 hours late.

This puts him here at the exact time we had planned to take the boat out and anchor in the bay to grill our coconut rum marinated shrimp and beef tenderloin fillets.

We had to grill at the boat club and miss the sunset.

I feel so upper crust right now. (As I'm sitting here in a bottom paint stained t-shirt, worn out, cut off sweat pants and drinking a beer)

I had to take my E28 M5 down the interstate today to "blow the carbon out" before I take it to the detailer next week to spend almost a grand to get it detailed inside and out so I can put it on BaT a couple weeks later and hopefully bring mid 5 figures for it. 

Life is rough...

I was too lazy to put gas in the vw, so I didn't drive it for 9 days. All the while, using 1.5 tanks in my other car.

Whenever we hang out, my friend insists on being the one who orders pizza and he always gets party cut cheese pizza. What kind of godless heathen doesn't get pie-cut and at least pepperoni?

NickD said:

Whenever we hang out, my friend insists on being the one who orders pizza and he always gets party cut cheese pizza. What kind of godless heathen doesn't get pie-cut and at least pepperoni?

This is the first world.  Order a second pizza, and throw out the leftovers.

Streetwiseguy said:

NickD said:

Whenever we hang out, my friend insists on being the one who orders pizza and he always gets party cut cheese pizza. What kind of godless heathen doesn't get pie-cut and at least pepperoni?

This is the first world.  Order a second pizza, and throw out the leftovers.

He'll order TWO like that, the mad man! "Berk you, David, and your uncultured pizza tastes. This is berkeleying New York, we eat pie-cut and at least two toppings!"

NickD said:

Whenever we hang out, my friend insists on being the one who orders pizza and he always gets party cut cheese pizza. What kind of godless heathen doesn't get pie-cut and at least pepperoni?

All I can think is, as Potato Head from Toy Story said "You uncultured swine!"

barefootskater said:

NickD said:

Whenever we hang out, my friend insists on being the one who orders pizza and he always gets party cut cheese pizza. What kind of godless heathen doesn't get pie-cut and at least pepperoni?

All I can think is, as Potato Head from Toy Story said "You uncultured swine!"

I am known to call people (typically my co-workers and friends) "uncultured wine" or nekulturny (Russian for an uncultured person, and a grave insult in their culture). Sometimes I'm actually joking.