ansonivan
ansonivan Dork
1/18/12 2:05 p.m.

"Fort Myers, Florida (News-Press) -- An officer with the Fort Myers Police Department recently encountered some unusual suspects holding up traffic.

Ten tiny ducklings were attempting to cross the road but got stuck near the overpass at Colonial Boulevard and U.S. 41.

Officer Glenn Eppler's dash camera caught the incident on video, but the rescue proved to be difficult as it wasn't easy getting the ducks in a row.

A citizen jumped in to help as the birds chirped in a fuzzy frenzy. Ultimately the ducks were taken to a grassy area and reunited with their mother."

http://youtu.be/Rcg-xrYoVRs

Appleseed
Appleseed SuperDork
1/18/12 2:48 p.m.

Was he yelling at the ducklings and threatening to taze them?

DuctTape&Bondo
DuctTape&Bondo Reader
1/18/12 2:57 p.m.

hahaha "wasn't easy getting the ducks in a row"

16vCorey
16vCorey SuperDork
1/18/12 3:07 p.m.
Appleseed wrote: Was he yelling at the ducklings and threatening to taze them?

No, he kicked them in the nuts and punched their faces until they got out of the road.

Xceler8x
Xceler8x GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
1/18/12 3:31 p.m.

Most cops are good guys.

RossD
RossD SuperDork
1/18/12 3:51 p.m.

It's almost like herding cats: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk7yqlTMvp8

barrowcadbury
barrowcadbury New Reader
1/18/12 4:24 p.m.

^^ One of my all-time favorite commercials :D

ClemSparks
ClemSparks SuperDork
1/18/12 4:37 p.m.

I totally thought this thread was going to be about or undercover hookers and evasive manuvers ("duck" as a verb). Glad I was wrong.

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
1/18/12 5:26 p.m.

i'm with clem, was totally expecting that a bunch of hookers who only serviced cops got chased out of town.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
1/18/12 5:43 p.m.
AngryCorvair wrote: i'm with clem, was totally expecting that a bunch of hookers who only serviced cops got chased out of town.

Are you crying "foul"?

(cringes at own pun)

gamby
gamby SuperDork
1/18/12 5:45 p.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
AngryCorvair wrote: i'm with clem, was totally expecting that a bunch of hookers who only serviced cops got chased out of town.
Are you crying "foul"? (cringes at own pun)

"fowl"

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
1/18/12 5:48 p.m.
gamby wrote:
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
AngryCorvair wrote: i'm with clem, was totally expecting that a bunch of hookers who only serviced cops got chased out of town.
Are you crying "foul"? (cringes at own pun)
"fowl"

It makes no difference if you say it out loud.

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
1/18/12 6:17 p.m.

you guys quack me up

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