GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
8/3/16 1:00 p.m.

http://edition.cnn.com/2016/08/03/us/flamingo-attacked-busch-gardens/index.html

I think I can understand why he did this. He was probably tripping balls, and I can see how that dance would look creepy and threatening while high.

foxtrapper
foxtrapper UltimaDork
8/3/16 1:04 p.m.

Right. Because any pink bird that turns around in circles is dangerous looking!

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
8/3/16 1:08 p.m.
foxtrapper wrote: Right. Because any pink bird that turns around in circles is dangerous looking!

When you're off your ass on bath salts, it's a demon performing the ritual that opens the hell-gate

dean1484
dean1484 GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
8/3/16 1:15 p.m.

Darwin got the wrong one.

captdownshift
captdownshift GRM+ Memberand UberDork
8/3/16 1:27 p.m.

I only hope that his prison reach around possesses the same violent force.

T.J.
T.J. UltimaDork
8/3/16 1:33 p.m.

That is a pretty sorry excuse for a dance. The man paid $79 to get in the park and deserved to be entertained. Instead he got a pink bird walking in circles like it has mad cow disease. Seems like he either could jump the bird and beat it up or maybe file a complaint with the better business bureau.

dean1484
dean1484 GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
8/3/16 1:55 p.m.

$79 to watch a pink bird walk in circles. I think the bird is the smart one.

Huckleberry
Huckleberry MegaDork
8/3/16 2:01 p.m.

I've killed a few Flamingos myself.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
8/3/16 2:01 p.m.
dean1484 wrote: $79 to watch a pink bird walk in circles. I think the bird is the smart one.

That's a terrible deal. Some friends who like to save up their small bills would strongly agree

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