There is an elderly couple somewhere near my house with a first-gen Forester XT, complete with manual transmission. They putter by at 12 mph from time to time, taunting me. TAUNTING ME! The car is garage kept, 100% stock, and a creampuff. I could haul the kids and the dogs and some serious butt at the same time. WHY DIDN"T I BUY ONE? TAUNTING ME!!!!!!
Looks like this:
Would look like this in a week after I bought it:
