Found while shopping for dampers

http://inpcars.com/shocks-and-struts2/

Some highlights

The description for the BBK 1569 header

website said: Built in opposition to the Ford Mustang... For upper limit highway and dismantle performance, we at present offer up a young CNC-Series uncut lintel outfit by the agency of matching h-pipes for the sake of owners of 1979-2000 Mustang models. These headers feature film the degree character received items as total our insurance premium discharge components in quest of guaranteed performance and lineament. Available because of 1979-2000 4.6 and 5.0 Liter Mustang ModelsMust Use With Matching Short H-PipeDirect Bolt-On

They also list the bilstiens as being "Constructed from substantial pieces of nerve"

Oh God, thanks! I almost fell out of my chair laughing!

More on their Bilstein shocks......

"Control the springtime motions on your medium"

"Damping is indispensable to controlling your gondola"

"Produced to tolerances decorous the aerospace manufacture"

"Fits BMW M3, boast"

"Seamless mono-tube creates an imperviable edge betwixt the hydraulic runny and the atomic number 7 room"

"Piston plan allows to verify the personify question unburdened unharmed by form the sit rough"

"Bilstein shock absorber provides the sterling point of unvarying damping o'er the replete charge image"

On their Holley 4 bbl carb

"Designed to transcend the public presentation of to the highest degree pilot apparatus producer 4-barrel intake manifolds"

"Comes by the agency of low-toned rear and dual-plane plan by reason of force gains from light to 5,500 RPM"

"Made of atomic number 13 by the side of no EGR fare"

What the berkeley is going on here?

It looks to me like someone took all the content from a non-English website and used a translation program that changed all words to literal translations and posted it without having an editor fluent in English read through it.

I wonder what atomic number thirteen is... I want some...

http://www.chemicalelements.com/elements/al.html

Mobil 1 Supersyn Fully Synthetic Motor Oil, 5W-30, quart =

Outstanding public presentation for the time of the upper limit oil color commute musical interval recommended in your owners of the hand - Tested to be fully compatible upon agent seals and formal oils

This looks a lot like some of the messages I get from Chinese CCTV companies. You would think that if they want to market here, they should get somebody fluent in English. But no. And then they wonder why their advertising is so ineffective.

John Brown wrote: I wonder what atomic number thirteen is... I want some... http://www.chemicalelements.com/elements/al.html

Its an element. Similar to this one only 8 more...

InPcArs.com Whois Record

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* Wiki article on Inpcars.com
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"Seamless mono-tube creates an imperviable edge betwixt the hydraulic runny and the atomic number 7 room"

That's awesomeness right there. I have to say I'm impressed with the vocabulary of the translation engine. Betwixt? o'er?

"Constructed from substantial pieces of nerve"

Yes!! That right there will be on the back of my challenge car!

Keith wrote: "Seamless mono-tube creates an imperviable edge betwixt the hydraulic runny and the atomic number 7 room"

John Brown wrote: I wonder what atomic number thirteen is... I want some...

7 is nitrogen and 13 is aluminum

Whaaa? An undercoating, political tool AND nerve protectant? Is there anything it won't do?

Noxudol 300 is a rusty preventative mathematical product loose from solvents. Low viscousness back agents and additives feature been of various kinds to make capable applications programme at a low-toned degree of heat. After applications programme Noxudol 300 forms a diffuse take curing to a pliable anti acrid shelter. Noxudol 300 is intended during the term of the underbody of vehicles (underbody coating). It is to the highest degree effectual regular in lean layers and thence recommendable according to components below the gondola. Noxudol 300 may likewise be used as send and storage shelter since machines, political machine genius, nerve constructions etc.

Or Liquid Wrench:

Same as force out waterspout cans leaving out packaged in aerosol spraying put up. No. L1-06: 6 oz. sizing No. L1-12: 11 oz. sizing

Nice!

dmidknight wrote: "Constructed from substantial pieces of nerve" Yes!! That right there will be on the back of my challenge car!

Hahahaa... PLEASE do.