914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
10/12/10 12:09 p.m.

What a moron/organ donor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XihQeZpwqpE&feature=player_embedded#!

stuart in mn
stuart in mn SuperDork
10/12/10 12:19 p.m.

Lemme guess...a russian on a motorcycle?

pilotbraden
pilotbraden Reader
10/12/10 12:38 p.m.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3ng6Dwk3mI&feature=related

I believe that this is his demise

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
10/12/10 1:36 p.m.

In high school Driver Ed the teacher said "You can break all the laws in the world, except the laws of Physics".

I'm guessing it was the objects tend to stay in motion unless acted upon by another force rule broken there

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
10/12/10 1:52 p.m.

I'm not so sure... the bike in the other video was yellow - the corpse under the blanket, I presume, was riding the smashed black one wedged under the truck.

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
10/12/10 1:55 p.m.

He went so fast the yeller came off.

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
10/12/10 7:27 p.m.

I was going to say that there is a toetag with his name on it waiting for him

Zomby woof
Zomby woof Dork
10/12/10 7:42 p.m.

What an awesome rider. That takes balls.

CarKid1989
CarKid1989 Dork
10/12/10 8:09 p.m.

wow. i got nervous watching him when he was going between cars toward the end. holy crap

ClemSparks
ClemSparks SuperDork
10/12/10 8:17 p.m.

I don't know for sure...but I think if you translated that text at the beginning it would say something surprisingly close to, "How to ride like a douchebag for the rest of your life."

What an shiny happy person

Clem

Rufledt
Rufledt Reader
10/12/10 9:17 p.m.

Reminds me of a story my friend told me. Him and his dad were driving through town when a douchbag goes flying past on a bike weaving through traffic. His dad said "thats the kind of shiney happy person that causes accidents." As they make their way around the local Dunkin Donuts parking lot (about 2 miles away) they see an ambulance arriving and peeling the same biker off the pavement. No helmet, and his bike was in a billion pieces. Idiot + fast bike = bad result far too often. It may be hilarious to read the Darwin awards, but it's too bad these idiots couldn't learn by observation.

Will
Will HalfDork
10/12/10 9:45 p.m.
Zomby woof wrote: What an awesome rider. That takes balls.

No, it takes a complete lack of brains. If he only ends up killing himself we'll be lucky. Morons always seem to take someone else with them.

Zomby woof
Zomby woof Dork
10/12/10 9:50 p.m.

He may be all the things you're calling him, but he's still an awesome rider, with huge balls.

You guys are just jealous because you can't ride like that

cwh
cwh SuperDork
10/12/10 11:34 p.m.

I am absolutely not jealous of that guy. He will cause great pain to his family, his friends, as well as several other families, with his consummate idiocy. I see the morons on I-95 every week in SoFla. They die like flies. Yes, organ donors.

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
10/12/10 11:39 p.m.

I am not sure there is enough left of them to donate organs from.

I remember once, I was driving one of the big trucks I used to make living piloting. I had left Philly and was heading south on I95 for deleware when one of those bikes passed me as such a rate of speed I never had a chance to react. Between the suddeness of his appearance and ear piercing sound his exhaust made.. it literally made me jump as he flew by me and disappeared.

That rider may have bill titanium ones.. and more skill on a bike than I will ever know.. but he is still an idiot. He may have gotten a thrill from cheating death.. but in the end, death always wins

alex
alex Dork
10/12/10 11:54 p.m.

If it makes anybody feel any better, I'm pretty sure that video is sped up. In that case, you're watching a day in the life of an L.A. commuter. Viva los lanesplitters!

Duke
Duke SuperDork
10/13/10 8:33 a.m.
mad_machine wrote: I remember once, I was driving one of the big trucks I used to make living piloting. I had left Philly and was heading south on I95 for deleware when one of those bikes passed me as such a rate of speed I never had a chance to react. Between the suddeness of his appearance and ear piercing sound his exhaust made.. it literally made me jump as he flew by me and disappeared.

That's happened to me in the same area, and it DID cause an accident. I was motoring along in the left lane in a top-down convertible when some idiot squid on an unmuffled gixxer blew between me and the jersey wall wide open at over 100 mph. It was like a literal explosion about 2 feet from my left ear - no chance to hear or see him coming up from behind, and all that sound instantly going directly into my ear (plus the reflected sound from the jersey wall). I was so startled I jerked the wheel hard right into the next lane. That was unoccupied, but my sudden lane change startled the car behind me, who locked up and spun, hitting the jersey barrier a bit. It was only luck that more cars weren't involved. By that time, of course, the berkeleying squid was over the horizon, needing to get the E36 M3 beaten out of him by a bunch of overzealous cops.

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
10/13/10 8:53 a.m.

well, if it is any consolation.. most squids like that end up as piles of goo eventually

Zomby woof
Zomby woof Dork
10/13/10 9:09 a.m.

I doubt that.

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