Toyman01
Toyman01 GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
5/17/11 8:24 p.m.

As seen in my inbox today.

Good Day, I am Nick Bouwer, a solicitor at law. I am contacting you about a dormant account belonging to my late client who shares similar surnames with you. I was given an ultimatum from the Bank to provide a member of his family but all efforts have been proven futile. I want to present you as a surviving family member to enable you put a claim. Contact me for more details. Thanks, Nick Bouwer

This is the first one of these I've had show up in my email. How freaking stupid does someone have to be fall for this? Did their parents drop them on their heads when they were children? Some dumb a$$ somewhere emailed this guy back and got royally screwed.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

JoeyM
JoeyM SuperDork
5/17/11 8:33 p.m.

pity guys like that are hard to find....I'd love to report their location to some of the people they have scammed.

Toyman01
Toyman01 GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
5/17/11 8:38 p.m.

In reply to JoeyM:

If I had to guess, "solicitor at law" means "third world country" or "Nigeria".

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novaderrik
novaderrik HalfDork
5/17/11 9:03 p.m.

send me $10,000 in unmarked non sequential $20 bills and i'll find out if this is a scam for you..

Toyman01
Toyman01 GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
5/17/11 11:21 p.m.
novaderrik wrote: send me $10,000 in unmarked non sequential $20 bills and i'll find out if this is a scam for you..

50000 comedians out of work and here you are...

RealMiniDriver
RealMiniDriver Dork
5/18/11 8:51 a.m.

Open a second checking account. Leave a dollar in it. Wait for your riches to come.

Derick Freese
Derick Freese Dork
5/18/11 9:03 a.m.

This looks totally legit.

failboat
failboat Reader
5/18/11 9:24 a.m.

I never get emails like this.

I like free stuff too.

mndsm
mndsm SuperDork
5/18/11 9:25 a.m.

I get at leat a dozen of these a week, if you'd like I can forward them on to you. I'm too busy collecting riches from some of them to collect them all.

Gearheadotaku
Gearheadotaku GRM+ Memberand Dork
5/18/11 12:07 p.m.

Homer Simpson quote " Hey, this sounds like a scam, or possibly scam-ola"

Rufledt
Rufledt HalfDork
5/18/11 12:13 p.m.

Do it. Totally trustworthy. That Nigerian prince who died finally sent me my check for $50 mil after all of you told me not to respond! I'm rollin in the dough. (In my mind)

Streetwiseguy
Streetwiseguy Dork
5/18/11 1:59 p.m.

I got that same letter, in the mail, with a stamp. My fortune was being kept in Spain. That cost real hard money, instead of just wasting bandwidth.

I'm guessing the type of people who would fall for that wouldn't have noticed the Spanish lawyer had put a Swedish stamp on the envelope.

Hocrest
Hocrest Reader
5/18/11 2:47 p.m.

In reply to Streetwiseguy: I know what you typed but this is all I can think of now...

mndsm
mndsm SuperDork
5/18/11 2:57 p.m.
Hocrest wrote: In reply to Streetwiseguy: I know what you typed but this is all I can think of now...

Those are delicious. I should get some on my way home.

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