Just setting the stage for Snowdoggie. Go ahead, Sir.
Just setting the stage for Snowdoggie. Go ahead, Sir.
It's Newt. 
Oooh ooh, pick me!
Once, Newt was accused of being a mother of seven. he has never addressed these charges! Also, here are some hand-picked actual quotes, sorta, overlayed onto an embarrassing picture of him! His own family has never refuted charges that they are conspiring to eliminating mcnuggets!
Word has it that Newt is soft on immigration.....from other planets. 
So, THATS what that book was about. Never read it myself.
N Sperlo wrote:
...I got better.
Newt is a big fan of Ayn Rand. He's good at quoting her books. NPR told me.
PHeller wrote: Newt is a big fan of Ayn Rand. He's good at quoting her books. NPR told me.
Ya know, there are ways to stop the radios from communicating directly to you.
N Sperlo wrote: Ya know, there are ways to stop the radios from communicating directly to you.
You're a damn, capitalist, mother earth-raping pig who advocates the exploitation of her resources.
Use this instead:
oldsaw wrote:N Sperlo wrote: Ya know, there are ways to stop the radios from communicating directly to you.You're a damn, capitalist, mother earth-raping pig who advocates the exploitation of her resources. Use this instead:
But all the knobs, switches, etc...
In an arena where Cain's page count may be approaching the HotLinkThread, I take this thread as a sign that the Newt doesn't have a snowball's chance in Phoenix.
"I'm Newt Gingrich, and like ALL Republicans, I respect the sactitiy of marriage....that's why I've been married and divorced so many times. And besides, my soon to be ex-wives like it when I tell them on their deathbeds that I'm divorcing them."
"And if elected, I promise to get more Tiffany's salespeople back to work...'cuz my wife SIMPLE ADORES their stuff".
integraguy wrote: "I'm Newt Gingrich, and like ALL Republicans, I respect the sactitiy of marriage....that's why I've been married and divorced so many times. And besides, my soon to be ex-wives like it when I tell them on their deathbeds that I'm divorcing them." "And if elected, I promise to get more Tiffany's salespeople back to work...'cuz my wife SIMPLE ADORES their stuff"."I'm Newt Gingrich and I approve this message." (I'm not really Newt Gingrich, and I don't really have the authority to approve anything.)
FTFY
I'm hoping for a Cain/Gingrich nomination. It will be worth it just to watch Snowdoggie's head explode.
ddavidv wrote: I'm hoping for a Cain/Gingrich nomination. It will be worth it just to watch Snowdoggie's head explode.
Hehehehe.....
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