Owing to my comment about taking a drink when someone says "eat a bag of dicks", here is my proposal for the GRM message board drinking game. Take a drink when one of the following occurs:
- A political thread starts
- The first claim that a thread has floundered
- A zombie thread is brought back by a canoe (must be over 1 month old)
- Someone points out a repost
- Someone posts a "learn me" thread
- Someone posts a "what car" thread
- Someone answers "what car" with "Miata" (only once per page)
- Someone answers "shotgun" (first time in a thread only)
- Someone references Margie building a patio (only once per page)
- Someone says "bag of dicks" (only once per page)
- Someone says "sheeple" (only once per page)
- A newbie figures out what "berkeley" or "E36 M3" mean
This should maintain a pleasant but bearable buzz throughout the day.
We need to define "drink". How many ounces? Or are we leaving it up to user discretion? Without rules we will have anarchy and sober people!
Datsun1500 wrote:
Does this one have the same rules as this one? 
http://grassrootsmotorsports.com/forum/off-topic-discussion/the-grm-board-drinking-game/32912/page1/
Do we drink since I pointed out this is a repost?
Damn beat me to it. I blame Obamacare.
Way to flounder the thread. Troll sheeple. 
Learn me what car miata?
Get out the cement mixer.
At work we are fond of telling someone else to "eat a BIG bag of dicks."
Duke
PowerDork
6/15/13 9:42 a.m.
mad_machine wrote:
I got shotgun!
But what are you going to fix with it?
z31maniac wrote:
At work we are fond of telling someone else to "eat a BIG bag of dicks."
Where I work, one of the customers has a car with a miniature breadbasket hanging from the rearview, with what looks like a baguette leaning inside it. But on closer inspection... it's a dildo.
I giggle like a small child every time I have to drive that car.
As a lightweight totally out of proportion to his size, I'm sticking to 'taking a drink' rather than 'downing my drink' for each.
Also, waiting until it's a little later than 8:30 AM to start
SnowMongoose wrote:
As a lightweight totally out of proportion to his size, I'm sticking to 'taking a drink' rather than 'downing my drink' for each.
Also, waiting until it's a little later than 8:30 AM to start
Whoa whoa whoa, with that defeatist attitude.
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.
mndsm
PowerDork
6/15/13 11:08 a.m.
z31maniac wrote:
SnowMongoose wrote:
As a lightweight totally out of proportion to his size, I'm sticking to 'taking a drink' rather than 'downing my drink' for each.
Also, waiting until it's a little later than 8:30 AM to start
Whoa whoa whoa, with that defeatist attitude.
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.
Untrue. You can certainly drink all day long...if you started the night before as well.
Grizz
SuperDork
6/15/13 11:24 a.m.
FYI, I'm bringing this bitch back July 16th.
i'm going to have to quit checking the board from work.
I believe the proper GRM term for said appendage is hootus.
Gearheadotaku wrote:
I believe the proper GRM term for said appendage is hootus.
Yup, that's what i've always heard.....
Datsun1500 wrote:
Does this one have the same rules as this one?
http://grassrootsmotorsports.com/forum/off-topic-discussion/the-grm-board-drinking-game/32912/page1/
Do we drink since I pointed out this is a repost?
Guess we all gotta chug a full bottle for the Toyobaru.
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