Yeets across four lanes
a traffic cone in the air
there goes your windshield
Yeets across four lanes
a traffic cone in the air
there goes your windshield
There goes your windshield
Watch it as it goes! Airborne;
"Learn to Fly", indeed...
"Learn to Fly", indeed...
Michael Jordan in Chi-town
House is still for sale
https://www.businessinsider.com/michael-jordan-chicago-mansion-house-nike-air-mj-2022-8?amp
House is for sale
So are dragstrips right now too
Streets are open still....
Streets are open still
Two-three turbo spooling up
This minitruck rules
This mini truck rules
told fam about haiku thread
They thought I was nuts
They thought I was nuts.
Some days, maybe, but not now.
Or, perhaps I'm wrong.
Or, perhaps I'm wrong
It's possible. I don't know.
Can't remember E36 M3.
Can't remember E36 M3
Old age is taking effect
Or maybe the drugs
Or maybe the drugs
Snoop Dog is in Chicago
Daughter said much weed
Daughter said much weed
Right she may be, however
Daughter I have not
Daughters... I have one
Very pretty, still single
Do you have a job?
Do you have a job?
Chipotle for the summer
Spend less than I make
Spend less than I make
But I still lost my wallet
On a Saturday
On a Saturday
He will tube the Ukraine thread
Same as any day
Same as any day
Watching soccer once again
Not for everyone
Not for everyone -
MR2 has just two seats.
It's no Grandma Keith...
It's no Grandma Keith...
An awful start for Haiku
How to work with that?
How to work with that?
Crushed frame pinning good motor.
Fetch me the blow torch
Fetch me the blow torch
I will cut the bastard out.
Did we drain the gas?
Fetch me the blow torch
Need to melt the sidewalk ice
No, it's just a dream
No, it's just a dream
Its going to be hot for months
Must fix my AC
Must fix my AC
Corner working in July
Please don't hit that cone
Please don't hit that cone
You've done it every run
Need an instructor
Need an instructor
I keep missing that gate
Got to get more sleep
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