Do they think I'm weird?
The Grassroots Motorsports hive?
Describes all of us!
Strain neck at Bugeye
Totes adorbs, but I'm too fat
Time has not been kind
Time has not been kind.
Rubber parts self destructing.
Aftermarket sucks.
Aftermarket sucks
But this thing's three decades old
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do
when I roll up to the line
with eighty horses
Whatcha gonna do
Forty two years this summer.
Old stuff is trouble.
Well, boogers. Two different memes in response to my last. Either I play favorites or I split the thread in two. Neither is terribly appealing...
Alright, dorks, let's dance.
With eighty horses
Tires will chirp and heads will turn
Banging second gear
Old stuff is trouble
Paycheck worth of drivetrain parts
Banging second gear
Banging second gear
Now 3rd gear I'm Cheech and Chong
Right here would be fine
Right here would be fine
What says Tommy Chong to Cheech
You got any Speed?
You got any speed?
You got some motivation;
Do you have the skill?
If wall you hit, no.
If grass, spin, spin endlessly.
Assetto Corsa...
Assetto Corsa...
I don't know what words to write
Was that a Chevy?
The car, a let down
Ad said completely rust free
Swiss cheese has less holes.
Swiss cheese has less holes
Pontiac Grand Am we had
I rust in four years
Loan term, seven years
Got 'em with the old four square
berkeley that berkeleying car
Berkeley that berkeleying car!
Why'd we take it in on trade?
Auction that turd off.
Not sure it's worth it.
"I know what I've got" he says.
Time to low-ball him.
Time to low-ball him
I know what he's got, I think
It's a hooptie ride