JohnInKansas wrote: Wife on night shift sucks. Or, rather, *doesn't* suck.
The words we used in college were:
She sucks! And not in the nice, tingly-in-the-pants kinda way!
JohnInKansas wrote: Wife on night shift sucks. Or, rather, *doesn't* suck.
The words we used in college were:
She sucks! And not in the nice, tingly-in-the-pants kinda way!
4cylndrfury wrote:
Sent this picture to my wife.
Lady Tuna wrote: Careful, or you'll get worse than he did
tuna55 wrote: No, a four year old, a three year old, a 20 month old and a 4 month old are. Plus a wife who's still nursing and couldn't be bothered to begin with.
Dude, you've been getting PLENTY apparently. In the immortal words of Groucho Marx, "I like my cigar, too, but I take it out once in a while..."
Duke wrote:tuna55 wrote: No, a four year old, a three year old, a 20 month old and a 4 month old are. Plus a wife who's still nursing and couldn't be bothered to begin with.Dude, you've been getting PLENTY apparently. In the immortal words of Groucho Marx, "I like my cigar, too, but I take it out once in a while..."
Yeah dude, that's like four times! Out of five years!
Each kid took one 'attempt'.
tuna55 wrote:Duke wrote:Yeah dude, that's like four times! Out of five years! Each kid took one 'attempt'.tuna55 wrote: No, a four year old, a three year old, a 20 month old and a 4 month old are. Plus a wife who's still nursing and couldn't be bothered to begin with.Dude, you've been getting PLENTY apparently. In the immortal words of Groucho Marx, "I like my cigar, too, but I take it out once in a while..."
See....you're just not very efficient. I have 4 kids and it took 3 attempts
I didn't see anything that said you have to even know the giver...
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: I didn't see anything that said you have to even know the giver...
How Giant is that Purple Snorklewacker now, huh?
Adrian_Thompson wrote:914Driver wrote: I gave her a dozen roses, do I get a dozen steaks?Skip the steaks
And maybe stock up on Vitamin E?
Jerry wrote:Adrian_Thompson wrote:And maybe stock up on Vitamin E?914Driver wrote: I gave her a dozen roses, do I get a dozen steaks?Skip the steaks
I was going to suggest alternating: BJ > steak > BJ > etc.
I got a piss poor handy and blue balls.
Then again, she ain't my girlfriend and I didn't get her E36 M3 for V day.
Ok. Complete. What's on the agenda for tomorrow?
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