Have your heard the saying: "If you wonder if you are insane, you aren't"?

I wish I could photoshop, so I could make a 'shop of Abraham Lincoln, driving a Lincoln into the Lincoln Tunnel.

Then I could link it to Linkedin. I might have to make it out of Lincoln logs or metal using a Lincoln welder if no can help me.

I suppose I may be beyond help.....

I did not bring lunch today, only have decaf tea because I ran out of real tea, and can't get this Penske file off my desk while my brain starts wandering to Lincoln and singing the "Name Game" for each of the drivers I'm keying in.

I bet they don't call this guy Charlie!

If this doesn't stop I'm going to call Progressive to see if their hold music will get Shirley Ellis out of my mind.

Wow, back away from the keyboard buddy...

etifosi wrote: Abraham Lincoln, driving a Lincoln into the Lincoln Tunnel while listening to Linkin Park on KLIN out of Lincoln Nebraska.

I'm not sure I'm helping or making your condition worse.

1 more company to rate this client with

2 screens so I can work & GRM while raters are rating

3 cheers for multi-tasking!

4 mini snickers from Halloween

5 finger face-palm 'cuz there are 2 quick quotes waiting

6 is not the time I will leave here tonight

7 7 bo-beven, banana-fanna fo-feven........

8 those snickers

I think this qualifies as "way, way, way off topic"...

I'd be happier about saving this guy $7000 if I wasn't on commission but less is better than none.

Next one was a quick confirmation of "better luck next year" so one more to go, better hurry before the sugar rush is over and the voices come back.

I keep thinking of Paul Newman saying Charlie from Always Sunny in Philadelphia's line about being a p-h-i-l-a-n-t-h-r-p-i-s-t

easy supplemental for ice cream man liability almost done, Van Halen's "Ice Cream Man" has displaced "the name game" song.

DLR now singing "the name game" song, SUGAR CRASH SEQUENCE INITIATING...........

I think I'm licked. Ice cream app scanned & away.........

Now to drive SLOWLY home as the deer have been out & then a 7.2 abv Maibock & nice strip of cow to hammer this day shut.

Of all the things I've had and lost, I miss my mind the most.

Dude....

Do they make Nomex strait jackets?

Bruce

Karl? Is that you?

If you get pulled on the way home, do NOT open your mouth.

Love to drive cuz signals from butt & fingertips meet in same place & override mental Mr. Lee Roth who seems to appear when fingers meant for tools press computer keys too much.

I've always heard drugs are bad, but etifosi seems pretty happy right now, so.......

Marjorie Suddard wrote: Karl? Is that you?

I'd love to see etifosi and Karl have an exuberant discussion or a heated argument.

It would be like 5 simultanious conversations.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

In reply to Cotton:

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

HST

Mowr beer + sweetie's sweet n sour chicken has me back to, uh, normal, instead of jekyll & hyde & ren & stimpy.

MS the GM's arousal of interest brings to mind when K Legge looked at me with a bemused smile that stunned and froze me, at LRP last summer. It took me a moment to realize there was a young autograph-seeking child standing beside me. I never realized that I must just like attention sometimes.

I have double-digits of unworking cars in and enough dreams to spare that I imagined a Laforza would fix my problems.

Maybe I have aquired a rare form of Tetanus build-up from life-long junk ownership that manifests itself through these behaviors.

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to.

The_Jed wrote:

Marjorie Suddard wrote: Karl? Is that you?

I'd love to see etifosi and Karl have an exuberant discussion or a heated argument. It would be like 5 simultanious conversations.

I have not laughed this hard in way, way too long. Thanks

In reply to Appleseed:

I do feel like Yossarian at times. But mostly I'm Not Sure.

That book was terribly great. Some of Smokey's stories remind me it.

Its currently snoaining in MN right now, my mind is blown.

The_Jed wrote: In reply to Cotton: I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. HST

AKA "sparkly Gonzo". Hope my friends will do something unusual with my ashes...

etifosi wrote: I wish I could photoshop, so I could make a 'shop of Abraham Lincoln, driving a Lincoln into the Lincoln Tunnel.

Find me a side-on hi-res pic of the Lincoln tunnel entrance and you've got a deal.