Help Me Pick a Nice Mistress to go with my Wife.

Just kidding...I think.

That entirely depends on your age and income bracket.

This is like asking "What engine swap" without indicating you're talking about lawnmowers and not snowmobiles.

Damn, I hope your wife doesn't read that.

Maybe this?

Never mind you said nice.

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Toyman01 wrote: Damn, I hope your wife doesn't read that.

Could be the wife's idea...

Curmudgeon wrote: IwillnothotlinkIwillnothotlinkIwillnothotlinkIwillnothotlinkIwillnothotlinkbecauseMargiewillmurdermeinmysleep

Pu$$y.

Curmudgeon wrote: IwillnothotlinkIwillnothotlinkIwillnothotlinkIwillnothotlinkIwillnothotlinkbecauseMargiewillmurdermeinmysleep

I double dare you

MG_Bryan wrote:

Toyman01 wrote: Damn, I hope your wife doesn't read that.

Could be the wife's idea...

Curmudgeon wrote: IwillnothotlinkIwillnothotlinkIwillnothotlinkIwillnothotlinkIwillnothotlinkbecauseMargiewillmurdermeinmysleep

Chicken.

Buk buk buk. AWWWKKK! No porn on this site. Buk buk buk...

Here's your mistress

Your wife wants a mistress? Kinky...

My wife has given me permission to have a girlfriend.

The only criteria is she must be willing to cook and clean.

I thought I had my wife talked into a threeway once. Right up until she whispers "What guy do you want to get?"

Never talked about it again .....

914Driver wrote: I thought I had my wife talked into a three way once. Right up until she whispers "What guy do you want to get?" Never talked about it again .....

Nominating this for the post of the week!!!

914Driver wrote: I thought I had my wife talked into a threeway once. Right up until she whispers "What guy do you want to get?" Never talked about it again .....

hey...as long as the swords don't touch.. jk

Don't cross the streams!

ECM, that's a matter of timing.

I'm starting to not like where this thread is going. So lets all keep in mind that a mistress is a woman, okay? And pics of said woman are always helpful.

In reply to bravenrace:

Start by creating your own ad, like this:

http://www.leenks.com/link395578.html

With my sleeping disorder, the answer if two mattress.

N Sperlo wrote: With my sleeping disorder, the answer if two mattress.

I have a hunch that you have more problems than a sleeping disorder....

Since no one else has asked, I'll be the one that goes there...

Pics of your wife? You know... so we can recommend a mistress that complements her?

MG_Bryan wrote: Since no one else has asked, I'll be the one that goes there... Pics of your wife? You know... so we can recommend a mistress that complements her?

If he's actively looking for a replacement, maybe we don't want to go there...

I just realized what was so kinky about your wife wanting a mattress.